Hot Blooded or Flatfooted?

[Water Bob]

(To the tune of Foreigner's "Hot Blooded")



Well, I'm Flatfooted, check it and see
I rolled an initiative of only a three
Come on. Maybe! Ah, can't I roll better than that?
I'm flatfooted, I'm FLATFOOTED!

You don't have to read my mind, to know what I want my eyes to find
A twenty-sider, and I let it go
Now it was moving so fine, until it stopped on a dime
I don't wanna know what what I'd get if I made another throw

Now it's up to you, a d20 with its number high
Just me and you, with that d20 I'll show you shakin' like you never knew

But, I'm flatfooted, check it and see
I rolled an initiative of only a three
Come on. Maybe! Ah, can't I roll better than that?
I'm flatfooted, I'm FLATFOOTED!

If it lands just right, my PC may live through the night
Shall I throw the dice and see?
The GM's got to give me a sign, will I die or be fine?
Please let me roll hot, mama, but it sure ain't turing out that way for me.

Is my guy tough enough? Do I need a bigger mod to call a bluff?
Is my thinking right? Did I save a Fate Point for the game tonight?

Yeah I'm flatfooted, check it and see
I rolled an initiative of only a three
Come on. Maybe! Ah, can't I roll better than that?
I'm flatfooted, I'm FLATFOOTED!

I'm flatfooted, FLATFOOTED!

 

[Torq]

Quite the bard - though maybe it doesn't exactly inspire courage...