Hot Pirate Action?!?

[Bront]

I'm truely disapointed. Hot Pirate Action is definately false advertizing. I mean, where are all the pics of these hot pirates? And where is all the action? What kind of pr0n site is this anyway?

 

[Piratecat]

Did you hear about the one armed pirate so poor he turned to hooking?

 

[Olaf the Stout]

Did you hear about the one armed pirate so poor he turned to hooking?

Then there was the one-legged pirate that always had a woody!

Olaf the Stout

 

[Dog Moon]

Did you you hear about the one-eyed pirate who...aww, I got nuthin.

 

[Bront]

I heard about the Pirate with no arms and no legs that fell overboard. Bob

 

[TheLe]

I heard about the Pirate with no arms and no legs that fell overboard. Bob

I heard about the Pirate with no arms and no legs sitting in a hole. Phil.

 

[BOZ]

I was born on a pirate ship!