Nifft
Penguin Herder
XO said:...in the dungeon, the delve, the mines, pretty much in the wilds and just about anywhere else.
However, if you have the good sense of never leaving town, or better yet, never stepping out the door of the inn where the hackneyed cliché party assembled and where you might have joined a non bard-viable adventure, you will do great...
Better yet, if you hurry to become an NPC and organize worldwide (well, anywhere civilized, really) tours of Swords & Tulips (no guns of any sort in our campaign) or Scales & Bellows, you will become even mroe famous, and will get fabulously richer than any of these loser adventurer-types, but will still suck!
Brilliant performance !
Keep flaunting that flute and luting that lute, Mr, Tambourine Man...
Suck !
Navy blue on black background sucks.

-- N