How do the D&D design team play D&D?

[I'm A Banana]

Mmmmm.... steak.

I'm on a diet right now.

Chris Perkins eats a steak every hour in memory of those who cannot have it because they are on diets.

And one every hour in memory of those who are starving in foreign places.

And one every hour in memory of those starving here....

Chris Perkins eats at least three steaks an hour. He wears clothes made entirely of leather.

Cows fear him like peasants fear the terrasque!

(stopping this before it turns into something like the Chuck Norris Facts)

 

[Family]

No wonder we're short on sacred cows.

 

[diaglo]

No wonder we're short on sacred cows.

bah.
if they were true steak lovers they wouldn't get them from Ruth Chris's

they would have handrubbed the sacred cows from birth before they slaughtered them.

these guys are eating dairy cows. Got Milk.

 

[mach1.9pants]

Mmmmm.... steak.

I'm on a diet right now.

Yeah we can see why, the preview piccy with the core books shows you as such a lardy -rolleyes- In fact England needs a new prop after Sheridan was monstered by Somerville and you look like just the man

How do the D&D design team play D&D?With the masses of Hasbro money they play using real people (not minis) on life size dungeons and using genetically modified Rhinos and Lions as the monsters! I have seen it...it is the blood sport of the 21st century and they sicken me

 

[Tewligan]

they would have handrubbed the sacred cows from birth before they slaughtered them.

I'm handrubbing the sacred cow right now, IYKWIMAITYD.

 

[TarionzCousin]

How do the D&D design team play D&D?With the masses of Hasbro money they play using real people (not minis) on life size dungeons and using genetically modified Rhinos and Lions as the monsters! I have seen it...it is the blood sport of the 21st century and they sicken me

This should be the next D&D movie.