Scrivener of Doom
Adventurer
(snip) WTF is up with that orange coloring, anyways? My wife keeps buying orange "cheddar", and I keep telling her it's the wrong color. (She grew up in Thailand, so proper cheese is a bit foreign to her. And I don't eat fish ball soup, so....)
My wife is from the Philippines. It took a while to prove to her that cheese is not a liquid.

(Fish ball soup? That's not so bad. One of the local delicacies here is a duck foetus in its egg eaten out of its shell.)