Priest “What do you mean I cant cut the heart out of this sacrificial virgin?”
Adventurer “Well you cant, its EVIL!”
Priest ”Do you mean evil Evil or Evil Evil? You see My god wants to feast on the essence of a virgins bloody heart, then he will restore the Sun - you know its all about the greater good”
Adventurer “But the sun came up today just fine”
Priest ”well yes thats because we sacrificed 13 virgins over the Holy Days, our zealots got a good catch that week”
Adventurer ”No, no, you cant do that, the Holy Doctrine of my Church condems that kind of stuff” casts detect evil
Adventurer “um - you detect as Lawful Neutral?”
Priest “see - its all for the greater good and the sake of tradition, youre not going to condemn our native traditions are you?”