WotC (humor) 1001 reasons why WotC is bad

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All in good fun
1. They like pineapple on pizza
2. They hate Pineapple on Pizza
3. They secretly switched my coffee with Folger's de-caf (god I'm showing my age with that joke)

EDIT: feel free to add more

 

[Lanefan]

4. They allowed [insert any M:tG card name here] to get past editing and playtesting.

 

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5. They don't allow puppies in the workspace

 

[Lakesidefantasy]

6. They got owned by Hasbro.

 

[Ancalagon]

7. They published the Twilight cleric in that state

 

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8. The used the word "Twilight"

 

[JAMUMU]

9. They are not real Wizards, and they spend very little time by the beach

 

[jasper]

10. They use Sanka instead of real coffee.

 

[Bacon Bits]

11. Their d20s are too small.

 

[bedir than]

12. They're not even on the coast