[Humor] 101 ways to tell the DM hates your guts

[Magius del Cotto]

In the vein of all the 101 lists, here is 101 ways to tell your DM hates your guts.

1. You're always the target of the enemy's fireball spells
2. You can never make the save, though the rest of the party comes out with no damage.
3. You consistantly fall into pit traps. While walking down the street. In the middle of town.

 

[Tsyr]

4) In the night, an evil mage steels your belt and turns it into a Belt of Gender Changing, then returns it. You don't get a chance to wake up and notice any of this.

 

[EricNoah]

5) DM says, "Your guts ... boy, do I hate 'em!"

 

[Airwolf]

6) When you arrive for the gaming session the DM lets out one of the most evil laughs ever heard.

 

[Darkness]

7) You're playing a gnome.

 

[alsih2o]

7) You're playing a gnome.

rotflmao...

8.every time you put your guts up on the table the d.m. cringes.

 

[kengar]

9) When it's time for the party to make Fort Saves he says to you, "Don't bother rolling..."

 

[Wicht]

10) He sends your PC on yet another solo quest to kill the Tarrasque.

 

[Tisvon]

11) Your character always seems to have Thousands of Epic Level Dragons after him....... at first level.

 

[Shapermc]

12) Every time you go through a door you take damage from something. No saving throw allowed.