[Humor] 101 ways to tell the DM hates your guts
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Viktyr Gehrig
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14) He tells you that the Verbal component for all of your spells is "Hastur"
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Viktyr Gehrig
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19) You always manage to get covered in lamp oil right before the party runs into trolls.
20) Your familiar gets run over by a carriage. In the dungeon.
21) You have to roll 3d6 for your ability scores-- and he tells you to drop the lowest die.
22) He changes your character's favored class to Commoner.
23) Even your non-magical items are cursed.
20) Your familiar gets run over by a carriage. In the dungeon.
21) You have to roll 3d6 for your ability scores-- and he tells you to drop the lowest die.
22) He changes your character's favored class to Commoner.
23) Even your non-magical items are cursed.
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24) At 1st level, as you walk down the path on the road to adventure, a stiff wind picks up out of the east and clouds darken the sky. There is a crash of thunder and Bahamut appears with his seven great gold wyrm consorts. "Character so-and-so," he proclaims in a booming voice, "that the Multiverse may live, you must be destroyed!"
And the dragons breathe...
And the dragons breathe...
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GuardianLurker
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26) His nickname for your character is "kolbold-meat"
27) He's looking at your character sheet when he suddenly says "you know I just realized - there's something I hate more than kender" (or whatever)
28) Everyone else is finding potions of Bull's Strength, Cure Light Wounds, or something else useful. You keep finding Oils of Dragon Barbecue Sauce, "for that perfect smoky hot taste"
29) Your quests all seem to involve walking around with a very tall metal stick in thunderstorms.
30) Your DM has read this list and kept going "hmm... I'll have to try that."
27) He's looking at your character sheet when he suddenly says "you know I just realized - there's something I hate more than kender" (or whatever)
28) Everyone else is finding potions of Bull's Strength, Cure Light Wounds, or something else useful. You keep finding Oils of Dragon Barbecue Sauce, "for that perfect smoky hot taste"
29) Your quests all seem to involve walking around with a very tall metal stick in thunderstorms.
30) Your DM has read this list and kept going "hmm... I'll have to try that."
Drawmack
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31) You are only allowed to roll d4s
32) You are assimilated by an NPC only race known as the BORG in a classic fantasy setting
33) Some house rule is made that severly limits your, and only your, class/race after you have created your character
34) You fall into a pit trap, in the outhouse
35) You go insane, for no apparant reason
36) You loose all your items in a freak wind storm that doesn't affect the rest of the party.
32) You are assimilated by an NPC only race known as the BORG in a classic fantasy setting
33) Some house rule is made that severly limits your, and only your, class/race after you have created your character
34) You fall into a pit trap, in the outhouse
35) You go insane, for no apparant reason
36) You loose all your items in a freak wind storm that doesn't affect the rest of the party.
DarkSoldier
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37) You're playing the cleric, and the game the GM has for tonight is titled, "Death of a Cleric."
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