[Humor] Are all gamers as anal as we are?

[Sixchan]

Oh my god, I understood that.
I feel so dirty.

Where are you from, Berk?

And I guess I'll translate out of the good of my heart for everyone else:

Original:
Whiyoosayn weemahn? Ahcouid daeyer heid in i'yernocayrful! Jishyoo wahtchyer back cizmenmamadpalsll comen brekyerdohrsdoon an smakyeroonabootihied!

Literal:
Whatyousaying littleman? Icould doyour head in ifyou'renotcareful!
Justyou watchyour back becausemeandmyfriendswill comeand breakyourdoorsdown and smackyouroundaboutthehead!

Corrected:
What are you saying, little man? I could smach your skull if you're not careful!
Just you watch your back because me and my friends will come and break your doors down and hit you in the head area!


Of course, for real challenge:

See ma mammy
See ma dinner ticket
A pitituma
Pokit an she pititiny
Washnmachine

See thou burnty
Up wherra firewiz

Ma mammy says Am no tellnyagain
No'y playnit
A jist wen'y eatma
Pokacrisps furma dinner
Nabigwoffldoon

The wummin sed Aver near Clapsd
Jistur heednur Wee wellies sticknoot

They sed Wot heppind?
Nme'nma belly
Na bedna hospital
A sed A pititnma
Pokit an she pititny
Washnmachine

They sed Ees thees chaild ebslootly
Non verbal?
A sed MA BUMSAIR
Nwen'y sleep

Punctuation is near non-existant in Glaswegian!

 

[Berk]

Where are you from, Berk?

The US. I have tons of friends that live in the southern states and in the midwest so I'm kinda used to hearin people talk like that.

See ma mammy
See ma dinner ticket
A pitituma
Pokit an she pititiny
Washnmachine

See thou burnty
Up wherra firewiz

Ma mammy says Am no tellnyagain
No'y playnit
A jist wen'y eatma
Pokacrisps furma dinner
Nabigwoffldoon

The wummin sed Aver near Clapsd
Jistur heednur Wee wellies sticknoot

They sed Wot heppind?
Nme'nma belly
Na bedna hospital
A sed A pititnma
Pokit an she pititny
Washnmachine

They sed Ees thees chaild ebslootly
Non verbal?
A sed MA BUMSAIR
Nwen'y sleep

I can understand some of that, the rest I just scratch my head. Thank you. =o) I don't feel anywhere near as dirty now. =o)

 

[DDK]

Corrections.

Henry restrains his right hand with his left, using his utmost energies NOT to correct Hal's spellings and punctuation.

Why, no, Hal, I haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about. It's utter nonsense, the things you say. How dare you insult other members that way...

Corrected version:

Henry restrains his right hand with his left. Using his energy, to the utmost, not to correct Hal's spelling and punctuation.

Why no, Hal, I haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about; the things you say are utter nonsense. How dare you insult other members that way.

 

[Piratecat]

Re: Corrections.

Corrected version:

Henry restrains his right hand with his left. Using his energy, to the utmost, not to correct Hal's spelling and punctuation.

Nope! Henry had it correct. You've left your second sentence as a sentence fragment. You have the second section correct, though.

Woot! Me = Grammar Geek.

 

[Darkness]

Re: Re: Corrections.

Woot! Me = Grammar Geek.

Maybe, but your spellling of "\/\/007" is a bit too simplistic for my tastes.

 

[DDK]

Re: Re: Corrections.

Nope! Henry had it correct. You've left your second sentence as a sentence fragment. You have the second section correct, though.

Sheeps balls!

I do, however, get bonus geek points for the following reasons:

It was 23rd hour of awakedness (2 geek points)

I had a severe headache caused by caffiene deprivation and yet still got most of it right (6 points)

I was awake because I was trying to alleviate my caffiene headache by drinking COPIOUS amounts of caffiene (120 points)

 

[Alzrius]

I like the fact that you can be so anal about being a gamer. To me there's nothing better than talking about the incredibly intricate details of these little microcosms. I wish more gamers were like that, then I'd have someone to discuss the two dichotomous histories of Wulgreth (and how they were reconciled in The Summoning to a limited degree) with.