[Humor] Enterprise Writer's Guidelines

[jaerdaph]

Now that's much more funny than the original post

I have to agree

Okay, how about this for a formula:

1. Strand Tucker on (choose one) a) a planet b) an asteroid c) a moon.

2. Strand Tucker (choose one) a) alone b) with a fellow crew member c) with a member of an alien species.

3. Remove Tucker's shirt.

 

[Mark]

I have to agree

Okay, how about this for a formula:

1. Strand Tucker on (choose one) a) a planet b) an asteroid c) a moon.

2. Strand Tucker (choose one) a) alone b) with a fellow crew member c) with a member of an alien species.

3. Remove Tucker's shirt.

4. Get Tucker (choose one) a) laid b) frustrated about getting laid c) pregnant

5. Have T'Pol (choose one) a) meet an arch enemy b) arch an eyebrow c) arch her back

 

[Ghostwind]

Is it just me or are there some serious parallels going on with Tripp and Kirk??

*Tripp gets all the ladies.
*Tripp seems to be losing his shirt frequently exposing a fairly decent build.
*Tripp is, more often than not, the key role in a story.
*Tripp doesn't mind bucking authority/orders when it suits him.

Anyone else catching this trend?

 

[Dark Psion]

#9: Never visit a Trek Bulietin Board, Never read anything written by Trekkies, Never make eye contact with Trekers.

Be sure to check out Sam's reviews of Enterprise at SubspaceBBS

http://www.subspacebbs.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=436

 

[Mark]

Be sure to check out Sam's reviews of Enterprise at SubspaceBBS

http://www.subspacebbs.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=436

Whether you agree with his views or not, you have to admit that the bug up this guy's ass has a pretty good sense of humor...

 

[Ranger REG]

All those messages regarding Trip are annoying, as if there is something charming about a blond-haired gentlemen with a southern accent.

If I didn't know Braga well, I'd say he's a closet gay with the above preference.

 

[Orius]

And there's always the classic interference plot element: whenever you need a piece of technology to fail inexplicably because said piece of technology would solve the plot in 5 minutes, "interference" is to blame.

 

[Dark Psion]

Whether you agree with his views or not, you have to admit that the bug up this guy's ass has a pretty good sense of humor...

Especially "To quote an angry and betrayed Princess Jasmine from Aladdin, “Did you think I wouldn’t find out?!?!”

I’m an angry Princess Jasmine, and I don’t care who knows it! "

That one took me out of my chair.

 

[Mark]

buzzzz.... whirrrrrrr.... *pop* buzzzzzzzzzzz....

Sorry. Can you post that again? I can't semm to buzzz.......

 

[Mark]

Especially "To quote an angry and betrayed Princess Jasmine from Aladdin, “Did you think I wouldn’t find out?!?!”

I’m an angry Princess Jasmine, and I don’t care who knows it! "

That one took me out of my chair.

I only read a few chunks of his diatribes but I bookmarked it so I can go back and read more. I'll probably just check them out as the reruns come on so that I can catch his specific references more easily. It'll be more of a treat for me that way.