[Humor] How to make Garfield funny

[Diamond Cross]

Garfield's nothing more than a bully.

Sorry, but I just hate him to no end.

 

[Holy Bovine]

Garfield's nothing more than a bully.

Sorry, but I just hate him to no end.

what - really? I mean that's just...oh my

 

[TarionzCousin]

Garfield's nothing more than a bully.

Sorry, but I just hate him to no end.

If only someone would make up stats for him, we could kill him.

 

[Relique du Madde]

If only someone would make up stats for him, we could kill him.

Can't use a unmodified house cat because then it could kill a commoner in combat without using a smothering attack.

 

[Tewligan]

Garfield's nothing more than a bully.

Sorry, but I just hate him to no end.

Dude, I know. Every Sunday, I write a letter to the newspaper complaining about their tacit support of his mean-spirited "humor", but so far they have yet to do anything about it.

 

[Relique du Madde]

Dude, I know. Every Sunday, I write a letter to the newspaper complaining about their tacit support of his mean-spirited "humor", but so far they have yet to do anything about it.

You should start mailing them dead cats, maybe then they will get the point.

 

[Diamond Cross]

what - really? I mean that's just...oh my

Really.

He's constantly kicking the dog all to hell.

He won't let Jon have any dates.

He eats Jon out of house and home.

The only time he does anything is to get himself out of troublle.

I don't understand why people find this kind of thing funny.

 

[surfarcher]

Because that's exactly what cats are like.

 

[Diamond Cross]

Not really. People have cats like that they're doing something wrong. Most cats I've known have been very affectionate towards me and pretty considerate too.

And that's a cartoon cat as well. I just can't imagine a cat going up to a Pitbull and kicking him off the table. Sorry.

 

[surfarcher]

Not literalyl like that I meant it's kind of a cat's attitude towards everything in caricature.

Like - Feed me! Cuddle me! Let me outside! For a cat everything is about the cat and anything else is secondary, if it registers at all. Our own needs and desires often aren't worth noticing. "What's that, boy? You are having a heart attack? I said I'm hungry! Now feed me!" LOL

Cats think they are the master. We call our ginger cat "your majesty" because of this LOL.

Odie's no Pit Bull. It's some annoying little yappy thing. The kind of thing my cat chases off if it comes into our house LOL. It doesn't take a swipe at our 40kg furry mutt that doesn't feel pain when it's pissed