[Humor] How to make Garfield funny

[Dannyalcatraz]

I just can't imagine a cat going up to a Pitbull and kicking him off the table. Sorry.

Well, I knew a pair of little kitties that utterly ruled the 60lb Doberman they shared the house with. And one of my best buddies has a cat that routinely bites & claws me- drawing blood!- while I'm petting it...after it rubbed up against me to be petted.* (No, my cologne of choice is not Eau d'Tuna.)

But as for cats & pit bulls?

I give you THE MOST EVIL CAT IN THE WORLD!
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf9wHkkNGUU[/ame]

Besides, its not as if Garfield was alone in his behavior. Heathcliff wasn't much better, and Bucky is at least as bad (though much funnier). (And as pointed out above, Odie's no pit bull.)





* In contrast, my 2 Maine Coon cats were veritable angels.

 

[Diamond Cross]

Well, not all cats are like that, but they are far more independent than dogs. Cats can be manipulated and can be very affectionate towards their owners if you know how to do so.

But there is definitely no cat whisperer.

Odie is a puppy. When he grows up he'll be kicking Garfield's arse around the house. And because of Garfield's crap, will probably grow up to resent cats.

Except that's the thing about comics is that you're forever the age one age in the comic.

 

[MarkB]

I give you THE MOST EVIL CAT IN THE WORLD!

Egads! It's the Mekon in feline form.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Egads! It's the Mekon in feline form.

I like to think that this video is what gave Davros the idea to create Daleks.

 

[Deset Gled]

Really.

...

I don't understand why people find this kind of thing funny.

I guess we're all having badwrongfunny then.

In all seriousness, please note that the Jerk With A Heart Of Gold and Deadpan Snarker are well established pillars of modern comedy. Should we assume you also hate Bart Simpson, Lucy Van Pelt, Bender, Fonzie, and Han Solo, too?

 

[Relique du Madde]

So, cat's are naturally predisposed towards being sociopaths?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

No, sociopaths are naturally predisposed to be catlike.

 

[Diamond Cross]

In all seriousness, please note that the Jerk With A Heart Of Gold and Deadpan Snarker are well established pillars of modern comedy. Should we assume you also hate Bart Simpson, Lucy Van Pelt, Bender, Fonzie, and Han Solo, too?

I hate most of those people with a passion, Bart Simpson most of all. While Bart is not quite a bully, he still does absolutely nothing out of kindness or empathy for somebody else, but only for his own selfish interests and does not have a heart of gold behind all his actions. And yes, I do not watch the Simpsons either because of my hatred of that character but I did watch a few episodes before I came to my conclusions. Han Solo may have been a jerk at the beginning, but he fell in with the right crowd and did change.