I am not allowed to Rage

[Alzrius]

And I too call them berserkers. It's a frikkin' stupid idea to say that all wilderness folk are wild screaming savages.

I threw out the idea of calling them berserkers almost immediately when I realized that my group would never be able to get through a session where a "berserker" did something without someone at least once starting to sing "My love for you is like a truck berserker..."

That includes me too...hey, what can I say? I love that movie!

 

[Marius]

Dude, why do you need stat bonuses and rules for this. Just whenever your character fights, say that he goes nuts and gets really angry. Seriously, you don't have to use the rules all the time. Use your imagination.

Yeah, heck, everyone should be able to rage, just by saying they fly off the handle in combat. Rules *are* for unimaginative suckers anyway! I say toss out the core rule books, and just make everyone into pseudo-barbarians. Now THAT's imagination!

 

[MeepoTheMighty]

You should play a ninja. Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL ULTIMATE POWER!!!!!

 

[Marius]

You should play a ninja. Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL ULTIMATE POWER!!!!!

You are the awesomest!