"I barf on the troll..."

The first thing I would do is roll an alchemy check to see if the characters knew what the contents of their stomach was.

If they succeeded at that, I would apply the newly minted "splash weapon" tables, but with the following caveat:

For every point of damage dealt by inducing vomiting, the Character takes an equal amount of subdual damage. Vomiting is very ennervating. If enough damage was dealt in this fashion, I'd reduce a point or two of charisma (for bad breath and/or tooth decay).

Eventually the PCs would have to eat more in order to vomit more or each splash would have diminishing marginal returns. While the PCs were eating, the Troll could quietly be regaining strength. It could be a kind of relay race: can the PCs eat/spew faster than the Troll can regenerate?

I further propose that any consideration of this issue must necessarily involve addressing the following issue: what happens if (as would likely happen *sometime*) a Troll eats a rotten billy-goat or commoner and barfs on himself? Does this diminish his capacity to regenerate? It might explain why Troll's heads stick so far out in front of their bodies.

Of course a truly crafty PC might use the Troll's stomach acid against him by repeatedly gut-punching it until it coated itself with stomach acid. This would alleviate the need for PCs to eat as much, although they might have to feed the unconscious troll, which (I can tell you) is no easy task.

Finally, I'd also make sure there was an NPC therapist nearby to ensure that vomiting didn't develop into a long-term disorder.
 

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Wouldn't it be easier to use vinegar?

Sample pH
Gastric juice in the stomach 1.0-2.0
Lemon juice 2.4
Vinegar 3.0
Grapefruit juice 3.2
Water exposed to air 5.5
Milk 6.5
Blood 7.35-7.45
Tears 7.4
Milk of magnesia 10.6
Household ammonia 11.5
Blood 7.35-7.45
Tears 7.4
Milk of magnesia 10.6
Household ammonia 11.5

Hmmm, lemon juice even better.
 

This is the reason I think that the rules for a troll's regeneration are just silly. You can hack it to tiny, tiny bits, but it'll come back if you don't apply fire or acid? Come on.

A monster's regeneration ought to be like a player's from the appropriate ring - while still alive, you gain HP at a greatly increased rate. Maybe much faster, like a couple HP per turn, to make it have genuine effect in combat. Being effectively invulnerable to a host of lethal things is just unreasonable.
 



Zhure said:
Wouldn't it be easier to use vinegar?

Sample pH
Gastric juice in the stomach 1.0-2.0
Lemon juice 2.4
Vinegar 3.0
Grapefruit juice 3.2
Water exposed to air 5.5
Milk 6.5
Blood 7.35-7.45
Tears 7.4
Milk of magnesia 10.6
Household ammonia 11.5

Hmmm, lemon juice even better.

Short high-school chemistry lesson:

pH is a measure of acidty/baseness, with distilled water having a pH of 7---neither an acid nor a base. The further away from 7 you get the more reactive the chemical is.

"standard acid" probably has a pH very below 1--the kind of highly caustic materal that really doesn burn on contact.

Stomach acid, which fairly acidic, is apparantly rarely in enough of a quantity externally to cause any real harm. Plus, if it was, the poor fighter who hurled it up would have severe, severe heartburn--and the stomach might be lined against it, but the rest of the body sure as heck isn't.
 

I did a good bit of research on this a number of years ago while in college and I can say with certainty that one can lie for hours in a veritable pool of their own vomit with no ill effects. Other than the humiliation, lack of dignity and loss of respect by your peers that is.
 


Hmmm, lemon juice even better.

Better, yeah - and a whole lot meaner, too. Heh, if I'm a troll and the people I'm fighting start squeezing lemons and tossing salt into my injuries... regeneration be damned, I'm getting the heck out of there!
 

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