I grew a pineapple!

[DungeonmasterCal]

I accidentally grew a pineapple on my carport this summer. I had this pineapple plant someone gave me 3 years ago...and this summer it produced fruit. I let it go longer than normal before picking it, and damn..it was the best fargin' pineapple I've ever eaten. And grown in Arkansas. On a carport. So I had a little bit of the islands right here.

I need a life.

 

[Hand of Evil]

Congratulations - Anything grown on your own is better than from the stores.

 

[diaglo]

mang,

i gotta get a life.

reading the title of the thread before opening it i got this image of you growing a big old budding mass on you. all i could think was mang that's gotta hurt.

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

mang,

i gotta get a life.

reading the title of the thread before opening it i got this image of you growing a big old budding mass on you. all i could think was mang that's gotta hurt.

Dang...if I could grow fruit on myself...hmmmm

 

[Umbran]

Dang...if I could grow fruit on myself...hmmmm

Don't do it! If you ever becme a superhero, they'd have no choice to call you "Fruithead" or "Citrus-Man" or somesuch. And your arch-nemesis would have to be a baker who wanted to turn you into cobbler or something. It'd be a mess.

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

Don't do it! If you ever becme a superhero, they'd have no choice to call you "Fruithead" or "Citrus-Man" or somesuch. And your arch-nemesis would have to be a baker who wanted to turn you into cobbler or something. It'd be a mess.

Well, what if it was not just fruit, but all kinds of plants he could grow on himself? Then he could be:

"Green Thumb"

or

"Fertilizer Man"

or

"Human Compost"

...ok, Umbran's right Don't do it.

 

[sniffles]

If you grew a pineapple head, you could change your name to Pineapple Pokopo!!

Spoooon!!!

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

I could lead an organization of evil, fruit-themed villains. R.I.N.D. (Ring of Iniquitous Nefarious Deviants).

Comedy is not pretty.

 

[diaglo]

I could lead an organization of evil, fruit-themed villains. R.I.N.D. (Ring of Iniquitous Nefarious Deviants).

Comedy is not pretty.

Gamer Ring of Nefarious Deviants.

but then you'd need a Bump to go with your GRIND

so

Bump.

 

[sniffles]

I could lead an organization of evil, fruit-themed villains. R.I.N.D. (Ring of Iniquitous Nefarious Deviants).

Comedy is not pretty.

I am sooo stealing that, Cal!! We have a humorous superhero campaign going and my GM would love it.