D&D General I have decided on the ultimate dnd heresy

[Mind of tempest]

I honestly do not care about dragons.
fizban's was cool and all but I never have nor will ever care about dragons.
giants suck and need to be way cooler but this is not about them.
I will raise up a new idol in their place.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

I honestly do not care about dragons.
fizban's was cool and all but I never have nor will ever care about dragons.
giants suck and need to be way cooler but this is not about them.
I will raise up a new idol in their place.

#XVARTTIME

 

[Mind of tempest]

#XVARTTIME

Do you mean the little purple dudes?

 

[CleverNickName]

I honestly do not care about dragons.
fizban's was cool and all but I never have nor will ever care about dragons.
giants suck and need to be way cooler but this is not about them.
I will raise up a new idol in their place.

This. This right here.
This is how we end up with pineapple tidbits on our pizzas.

 

[payn]

Hi, welcome.

 

[Mind of tempest]

This. This right here.
This is how we end up with pineapple tidbits on our pizzas.

you do not like pineapple on your pizza do you lack faith?

my head buzzes with an idea the 6+1 those who tell reality what it is, the elementals of a foreign world, the binary language of horrors, the monuments to the dragons sins, the seven-headed disasters.

 

[MarkB]

I will raise up a new idol in their place.

How about a proliferation of Tarrasques at various age categories? It works well with Spelljammer.

Hatchling Tarrasques sleep in the heart of small asteroids, and periodically awaken to wreak havoc across their pebbled surface.

Adult Tarrasques sleep in the depths of moons, awakening to blaze a trail of destruction across their craters.

Ancient Wyrm Tarrasques bathe in the plasma of stars, awakening once in an eon to consume them and turn them into a black hole.

 

[Mind of tempest]

Hi, welcome.

I have been here for a while.

 

[Ancalagon]

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Do you mean the little purple dudes?

Is that how you refer to the race of PROTO-THANOS…es?

Don’t make a xvart snap his fingers at you.