I m a girl get over it

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

*Cue evil laugh*

The evil laugh is implied at the end of all my posts.

'Tis the nature of ruling a nation of Dopplegangers with an iron fist.

 

[Altalazar]

For a second there I read that as I am woman, here me roar.

Anyway, what does "near Detroit" mean? We game mostly in Canton, with players from White Lake, West Bloomfield and Dearborn. We're always on the lookout to at least meet folks in the area who game.

I'm up in the Lansing area.

And there are more female gamers than there used to be. My wife is pregnant now - and it looks like it will be a girl - and if I have anything to say about it, she'll be a gamer...

 

[Elf Witch]

So, you're saying that if I post this picture of myself, I'm bragging?

That is not bragging. That is just being kind to us female gamers and giving us some nice eye candy to look at for a change. Thank you so much.

 

[Vonlok The Bold]

I love this thread because I'm imagining a group of gamers mocking a girl interested in D&D and how that would go.

GIRLFRIEND enters the room and approaches a group of male gamers

GIRLFRIEND: Hey guys can I play?

GAMER GUY 1: You want to play D&D?

All the guy gamers explode into loud uproarious laughter

GAMER GUY 2: (mockingly)Did you hear that? Imagine a girl rolling a D20!!?

GAMER GUY 3: You better stick to the traditional six sided, doll. Go play some Yahtzee. You're liable to hurt yourself on anything more than a decahedron.

BOYFRIEND: Dames, you can't live with them... You can't polymorph them into a bag of holding.

GAMER GUY 2: (winking at the other male gamers) Let's let her practice with a D12, go ahead and roll it, toots, let's see what happens.

GIRLFRIEND rolls the d12. It comes up a 9

GIRLFRIEND: A '9'. That's not too bad.

GAMER GUY 1: A '9'. That's the number of Druid influenced snow storms in hell there would have to be before I ever game with a skirt.

More uproarious laughter from the male gamers.

GAMER GUY 2: You can play but you have to roleplay a housewife, teacher, or a nurse.

GAMER GUY 3 gives GAMER GUY 2 an enthusiastic high-five

GIRLFRIEND: I was actually thinking of playing a dwarven cleric. I really know my stuff guys.

GAMER GUY 1: I would let you play but I'm the DM, and I already have one dwarf named Gloria Steinem in my game. Greyhawk isn't big enough for two of them. Go burn a chainmail bra somewhere else ok. We have to get back to our game...

 

[Nathal]

I'm currently 5 months pregnant with our 1st daughter. My partner really wanted a boy so he could bring him up on all things dnd and even have a father and son gaming tag team going on. when we found out we were having a girl he was slightly dissapointed that this was no longer the case. I suggested that he could still bring her up to be a great gamer but he lacked enthusiasm....so I plan to instead!

You better convince him to play with you and stop listening to his stupid friends, because if life goes the way it has for most parents, his gaming group won't last. I refuse to play any D&D without my wife, because it's some of the only social life we have, and whereever we move I have to find new players. If those players think girls are "icky" or something, they can go pound sand. Any man who loves gaming and is lucky enough to have a girlfriend/wife who also loves to play is very lucky. Common interest of that sort is hard to come by.

 

[ssampier]

I must be incredibly naive, but I don't see the big gender "hub-bub". I don't really much of a game difference between the male and female gamers.

That said, I don't have much experience playing with females. A played a session with a girlfriend of one of the gamers. She was new to the game, so she was a bit nervous, but she played as well as the male noobs. Her son didn't help matters, though

I personally would like a find a lady that doesn't mind a guy that watches Star Wars and Lord of the Rings. Most women I know don't get it...

 

[Desdichado]

They let YOU into MY state?

I'm gonna have to speak with the border guard about this....

Well, they did send me packing again fairly quickly after stripping me of a fair amount of my cash, if that's any consolation to you.

 

[DaveMage]

Well, they did send me packing again fairly quickly after stripping me of a fair amount of my cash, if that's any consolation to you.

Yeah, if you went to Disney, I have no doubt your wallet is lighter.

I love the place, but I think it costs $50 just to drive by...

 

[fusangite]

This thread is about 2 hours away from just becoming the new hivemind thread.

 

[Rel]

This thread is about 2 hours away from just becoming the new hivemind thread.

It had better not. I wouldn't be caught dead in a hivemind thread!

By the way, Hijinks, welcome to ENWorld. If you'll go ahead and post your bikini pic then things can proceed smoothly from here.