der_kluge
Adventurer
If one were to do this legitimately, like - if you were my player and seriously wanted to play something like this, I'd probably be inclined to go for some sort of specialty priest of Moander. I'd give you find familiar, but tweak it to be an ooze instead. And I'd work up some very specific domains appropriate to Moander. That would actually be kind of cool, but you'd very likely be evil. So there's that.