shilsen said:Mythusmage, that is wrong on so many levels! I love it! I'm definitely going to have to use it in one of my games.
P.S. The dervish didn't get off scot-free. He lost one of his prized scimitars to a polymorphed rust monster, which he charged and attacked as soon as he saw it. He decided to be the one to pick up and read a note slipped under a door (which the local goblin spellcaster had cast explosive runes on). And finally in the BBEG fight of the night, a giant, mutant, slavering goblin (troll stats with a level each in Bbn and Ftr) with a greatsword as big as the dervish cut him in half with a single blow. Coincidentally, his lousy luck started exactly as soon as he killed the defenseless goblins, at which point I started rolling consistent 15+ against him (I roll in the open). Karma?
Certainly rolled over his dogma.
