Back on track -- the OUTs and some backgrounds from our table:
Ex-Head Librarian to the Elf-Queen: "I've done something the Elf-Queen cannot forgive." It's been mostly established that this involved accidentally reading out loud from the wrong book in the Little Reading Room, leading to troubles with tentacles and shifting dimensions. The worst has been cleared up, but the signs still say "DO NOT GO TO THE STACKS ALONE" for a good reason. (High Elf Wizard)
"I'm a dwarven artifact from a bygone age, discovered and activated by the drow in the deep underworld." A hydraulic dwarf-made golem that runs with crystals distilled by the drow from the poison of the underworld. (Forgeborn Fighter)
"I see dead people." Yeap, straight from the book. ...but wait for the background: Trained by my father, a priest of shadows, to succeed him as a temple thief to the Priestess. If you've listened to BJ Shea's 13th Age podcasts, I *must* say that this came 100% from the player -- twisted minds think alike. (Human Rogue)
"While captain of High Druid's rangers, I took advantage of unique circumstances and bound the creatures of the Blood Wood to defense of the Sea Wall; the High Druid was not pleased." (Half Elf Ranger)
"Unknown to myself, I'm the reincarnation of the 1st Age Orc Lord." He's actually a very human-seeming orc, raised by a paladin of the Great Gold Wyrm in secrecy. He believes he carries a taint of some undefined sin and must redeem himself through good deeds. (Half-Orc Paladin)
...I just flat out love how they came out.