Side slots for drinks, side hanging dice bag pouches, bowls that could snap on or off parts of the table (snack bowls), upturned edges to help prevent dice from leaving the table, large surface area for maps and battle mats, VERY sturdy frame (im heavy and tend to lean), dm seat at head of table inserted into the table to allow for table space on both sides, built in speakers underneath the table surface, paper and pencil slots underneath each player's side of the table, chairs with side and under frames for books and laptops, DM side book/laptop stand, all on a plastic or stain proof surface and a light weight and resonalbly easy to carry frame.
If ya got that, I'll pay almost anything for it. But, iffin ya ain't got that, I don't wannit.