D&D General If You Wanted a LIfe-Sized Mimic Chest, Now's Your Chance

Put that in the guest room and none of your guests will stay more than a night or two. All for a mere $375 in the second quarter of this year.

It's every adventurer's rite of passage to encounter a Mimic in combat--now you can have one with you in the room while you play! This life-sized Mimic chest is 20" tall and made from soft foam that's painted to show off each eye and tooth, not to mention that long tongue! This replica creature is incredibly lifelike and stands mid-lunge toward its next victim

D&D Replicas of the Realms: Mimic Chest Life-Sized Figure

It's every adventurer's rite of passage to encounter a Mimic in combat--now you can have one with you in the room while you play! This life-sized Mimic chest is 20" tall and made from soft foam that's painted to show off each eye and tooth, not to mention that long tongue! This replica creature...

www.dndmini.com

 

[jasper]

Army cot bed is $98 and gets rid guests quicker.

 

[aco175]

It mentions 20inches tall. It appears that would make it 10-12 inches wide. I guess life-sized means different things to different people. I was picturing something from the movie that was attacking the barbarian lady.

 

[FoolishFrost]

Wait, 20 inches? Life sized? Nope, that’s just a flat out falsehood. I can 3d print something that size.

 

[Von Ether]

So not travel trunk chest sized then. More like jewelry chest sized.

 

[Sacrosanct]

More lockbox than treasure chest

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

You are all complaining about a completely different thing than I am tempted to: For $375, I want animated light-up eyes that blink and the LED-created illusion of drool.

 

[FoolishFrost]

Okay, let me be clear: it’s made to look like the sides are made of planks, the metal trim is supposed to be heavy gauge, and the rivets are made to make it look like a large armored chest. Then we look at the ring handles…. It’s not life sized, it’s a large mini. And at 20 inches, the cost is absurd. It would need to be at least 40 inches before I would accept it, and even then, that small for a chest.

I mean, do what you want, but I dislike it when people advertise one thing, and it’s obviously another.

UPDATE:
Actually, I will concede a 40 inch chest, in height, would be big enough. thats even with it being open, but yeah, stand by the rest of what I said.

 

[jgsugden]

A mimic is a medium creature. A medium creature is the wize of a wolf, human, or boar. Anything less than 3 feet, by 2 feet by 2 feet is not life sized. This is deceptive.

 

[ValamirCleaver]

Army cot bed is $98 and gets rid guests quicker.

Army cots aren't that bad with an air mattress & sleeping bag, I use them when camping.