If you were a small god... what would you be?

[Krug]

I really like the Small Gods article in Dragon #293. (The Worldbuilding issue) So if u were a Small God... what would you be?

I'd probably be the God of Pizza Crusts, and my adepts would be pizza delivery boys racing about in their scooters.

 

[Craer]

God of heavy books. You know, the kind that go "THUNK" when you close them. My temples would be libraries.

-Craer

 

[Rashak Mani]

Naturally a God of Gaming and Playing

 

[Dinkeldog]

I would be the god of important topics on messageboards.

Granted there's very little to oversee, so I can spend more time playing D&D.

 

[Bastoche]

I'd be the God of sex, alcohol and rock'n'roll (I'm against drugs, more or less).

My temple would be a concert hall, a small one.

 

[Tsyr]

God of Anime

My followers would be rabid fanboys, my temple would look like the floor of an anime con.

 

[DungeonKeeperUK]

hmmmm, I'd be hte God of Car Key Pixies, the little guys who slip your keys sown the back of the sofa.... at least then I'd be able to find mine better

 

[Angelsboi]

i would be a god of buffy and movie quotes. Just because im that sad.

 

[DM with a vengence]

God of Power Gaming and always rolling straight 18s in a bathroom in the dark of midnight.

My adepts would be anybody who has combined several optional rulebooks to create unholy smackdown combos.

Kudos to those who actually publish their own splatbook for their characters.

 

[TheDayKnight]

I am the God of Not Being Able To See Things Right In Front Of Your Face

My wife is the Goddess of Toenail Clippers.

My cat is the Goddess of Annoying Cuteness