If you were getting sworn in, what book would it be on?

[embee]

So let's say you're getting sworn into office. There's no requirement that it be on the Bible (or any holy text for that matter). So, what book would it be on?

For me, either my Vampire: The Masquerade (Revised) manual or my Complete Psionics Handbook. A lot of good gaming memories tied up in those books.

 

[Umbran]

Sorry, but the potential for political commentary on this one is too great. Thread closed.