I'm a dragon

[NiTessine]

Re: THAT TEST IS WRONG!!!!!

GNOME!!!! Me the number 1 gnome hater got gnome as my choice.

You're just in denial...

 

[Larry Fitz]

Human. Assassin. Which faery needs a dragon .... removed?

Excuse me, I have to hire Gnomes to put up road signs to PA's lair....

 

[PA]

Re: Re: THAT TEST IS WRONG!!!!!

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Originally posted by Dagger75
GNOME!!!! Me the number 1 gnome hater got gnome as my choice.
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You're just in denial...

Self-loathing is said to be common among gamers.

 

[PA]

Excuse me, I have to hire Gnomes to put up road signs to PA's lair....

Why not hiring kenders instead?

Oh, OK, gnomes will do. FYI, BTW, I have recently been adopted by Gary, so the road signs should lead to his place.

 

[Sniktch]

Bleh, I'm a vampire

Just because I don't sleep...

 

[Larry Fitz]

FYI, BTW, I have recently been adopted by Gary, so the road signs should lead to his place.

Hmm... I really like the Winter, so I'm either a White Dragon or a Silver.... if I'm a White I'm stupid enough to fall for that... but I'm evil... interesting tradeoff... uh-oh, this is my "out-loud" keyboard again, isn't it... darn, guess I am a White dragon after all... <sigh>

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Gnomes Wanted

None too-bright Dragon looking to hire Gnomes to put up signs to lair
of rival dragon. Rival dragon currently in care of venerated game
creator, or some other guy named Gary. Pay commensurate to
cleverness and sneakiness of Gnomes. Kender need not apply.

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[Col_Pladoh]

Why not hiring kenders instead?

Oh, OK, gnomes will do. FYI, BTW, I have recently been adopted by Gary, so the road signs should lead to his place.

PA is correct in his claim.

Address him as CINDERELLA hereafter, please. I've renamed him so as to fit his new station, lack thereof, rather, in life.

Happy New Year,
Gary

P.S. My last AD&D PC created is a gnome illusionist-thief

 

[PA]

PA is correct in his claim.

Address him as CINDERELLA hereafter, please. I've renamed him so as to fit his new station, lack thereof, rather, in life.

Happy New Year,
Gary

P.S. My last AD&D PC created is a gnome illusionist-thief

Hm, could it be CINDERELLO, at least? How long will I have to wait for my princess charming? Has my evil stepfather really become a gnome illusionist-thief? When did that happen and what is his gnomish name? Is there any kender in that story?

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

I got halfling/kender.

Now, whilst the idea of being Pippin is quite good, the idea of being Tasslehoff is not. Bah.

I'll stick with Pippin, thanks.

 

[Col_Pladoh]

Hm, could it be CINDERELLO, at least? How long will I have to wait for my princess charming? Has my evil stepfather really become a gnome illusionist-thief? When did that happen and what is his gnomish name? Is there any kender in that story?

Very well, seeing as you are now dwelling on the East Coast, we'll compromise on the name--CINDERELLER. Don't count on any prince or princess charming unless you can find some glass sneakers. Your most wicked stepfather has a game persona named Louhi Sharpnose, and kender are absolutely unknown in any games in which that PC plays.

Now scrub the kitchen floor and polish the woodowrk!

Evil Stepfather G