I'm not ashamed! (Simple Life)

[Villano]

I don't know. Just from looking at him, I'd guess about 16 or so.

OMG, that is skanky!

Of course, he's probably the most popular boy in school now. You know all of his friends are going to be asking about it. If he's smart, he'll milk this situation for all it's worth.

BTW, I did a search to see if I could find any reviews for this show. No real luck, but I did discover several stories about Paris. She's apparently big on "Do you know who I am?!" moments whenever she isn't allowed into someplace as well as referring to herself as a "supermodel".

My favorite story concerns two guys in the men's room of a club. They saw Paris, but had no idea who she was. Suddenly, the handicap toilet door flies open and Paris comes charging out, yelling at them about who she is. What was she doing in the handicap stall of the men's room? Apparently, a lot of cocaine.

And here's a good Paris quote for you:

"People think I'm a spoiled brat. That's not true. In fact, I'm, like, the total opposite!"

What must it be like to go through life totally clueless?

 

[Sirius_Black]

And here's a good Paris quote for you:

"People think I'm a spoiled brat. That's not true. In fact, I'm, like, the total opposite!"

What must it be like to go through life totally clueless?

Life is made for the unaware.

And she's a good example of that fact with that statement.

 

[Krieg]

What was it that I heard Will Smith say on the Tonight Show during an interview regarding his eldest son.

His son said something to the effect, upon realizing his dad's status...

Will Smith's Son: "We're rich."

Will Smith: "No Tre (I think that's his son's name). I'm rich. You have nothing."

I recall Damon Wayans using that line on a sitcom he had. I wonder which came first...

Will Smith actually impresses me as a pretty down-to-earth fellow and good parent.

While I generally like Will Smith, I was definitely taken aback to hear him say in an interview that he believes that the CIA developed crack cocaine in order to commit genocide against African Americans!?

I never really took him for a conspiracy theorist.

 

[Heretic Apostate]

I recall Damon Wayans using that line on a sitcom he had. I wonder which came first...

A similar statement came from the Cosby Show. The middle daughter was complaining that she was having trouble at school because, as she put it, "We're rich." To which the father (Bill Cosby) made the reply that she wasn't rich, but rather the parents were rich.

 

[Ranger REG]

All this show does is remind me of some girls in high school who don't want to get their manicures ruined. You know, those girls who have to be ordered to do a dirty task and always make those "ew!" sounds every 2 seconds, as if such labor is beneath their so-called "station."

 

[DMScott]

I really didn't mean to put those two sentences together. I am surprised someone didn't have them cram on some of the stuff they might need to know. Walmart, Kmart, etc... unless they weren't allowed to be tutored.

Well, that's the schtick of the show. Apparently, the producers asked the girls to pack a bunch of designer clothes, wear the same amount of makeup they normally would while working on a farm, and generally play up the cluelessness. I mean really, it's unlikely to be a coincidence they brought their bikinis to work at a dairy farm that just happened to have a hot tub...

Still, there's unlikely to be very much acting involved. It doesn't look like Paris is going to be running the family business any time soon.

 

[Wycen]

Well, tonight's episode would make Eric's Grandmother cry I think.

 

[Dark Jezter]

Add me to the list of people who aren't too proud to admit that they find this show funny.

I about snorted root beer out my nose when I saw the "anal salty wiener buger" marquee at the Sonic Burger.

I'm also going to comment that I like Nicole more than Paris; Nicole dosen't seem to be as in love with herself as Paris does.

 

[Vocenoctum]

Add me to the list of people who aren't too proud to admit that they find this show funny.

I about snorted root beer out my nose when I saw the "anal salty wiener buger" marquee at the Sonic Burger.

I'm also going to comment that I like Nicole more than Paris; Nicole dosen't seem to be as in love with herself as Paris does.

I like 70's show, and Frasier. In between the two on Tuesday nights, there's nothing. So I watched Simple Life...
Last night was just too staged. It's just pointless IMO. I'd rather flip through channels looking for commercials than watch another moment of Simple Life.