In Praise of Cheetos


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I guess Im so in touch with my inner dork he trapped my outer cool guy inside and now lives free to make asinine comments and rediculous claims about all existence. My inner cool-guy is so cool he got locked in the freezer.
 







For the curious,

The death ground for Mountain Dew is called the Canadian Border. We have this strange law up here that you can't cafeinate clear drinks (yes I know MD is yellow but the government says otherwise). So for those who'd really like to know what fruity cow urine tastes like, come on up and do the Dew.

Jack

P.S. I have trancended my inner dork to the degree that my ex-girlfriend, the former lingerie model, listens to Weird Al.
 

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