Innie or Outie?

[TarionzCousin]

Well, what do you have?

As an aside, I once dated a woman who had no belly button.* She had experienced umbilical cord problems at birth and so they put a plastic plate in and sewed her shut. Because it occurred when she was so young, she didn't even have a scar.

PM me if you know her. I would love to get back in touch. She is from British Columbia.

*Despite this, there is no "Neither" option in the poll. Nyah.

 

[Theo R Cwithin]

Innie or Outie?
You know, it really depends how much lint has accumulated since the last scrape-out.
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[TarionzCousin]

Innie or Outie?
You know, it really depends how much lint has accumulated since the last scrape-out.
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Is that where your username comes from?

 

[Theo R Cwithin]

Of course.
Where else would such an awesome username come from, if not from the fragrant Detritus of Life and the crusty Cast off Knowledge that collects in an Elder's navel?


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[ssampier]

Innie, though, although it does accumulate a nice amount of lint and detritus.

 

[Stumblewyk]

Innie fo lyfe, yo.

As an aside, I once dated a woman who had no belly button.* She had experienced umbilical cord problems at birth and so they put a plastic plate in and sewed her shut. Because it occurred when she was so young, she didn't even have a scar.

Yeah, sure. Whatever. Have you never considered the far-more-likely possibility that she was a tank-born clone?

 

[TarionzCousin]

Yeah, sure. Whatever. Have you never considered the far-more-likely possibility that she was a tank-born clone?

Actually, yes.

 

[jonesy]

I'm totally in to it. Whatever we're talking about. And I'm wiry, like a guy made of wire. I could take you on. 'Cause I'm wire. But like wire that looks human. No wait, that's wrong. I'm skinny. But like tough skinny. Like a skinny little tall guy. But not that tall. Above avarage. And not that thin. Or wiry. And just like normal tough. But I'm still totally into it. Whatever it was. I'm hungry. Why am I thinking of spaghetti all of a sudden? I wonder if there's still ketchup in the fridge..

 

[Stumblewyk]

Actually, yes.

Well then...ahhhh...carry on.

...

*cough*

 

[Umbran]

Yeah, sure. Whatever. Have you never considered the far-more-likely possibility that she was a tank-born clone?

Or, even more likely, that she's got a bellybutton, but it isn't going into or out of any of our normal spacial three dimensions, and instead goes to some other, higher-dimensional space?

Not to suggest she's a cthuloid horror or anything like that...