(IR) The 3rd IR, Turn 6 (thread 1)

[LordMelkor{Talos}]

Spoof, Ahlissa is a Drow , not normal Elf, actually she is one of the minority of Torillian Drow that didn`t turn to Good after the end of second IR, which means she is quite evil, and always was.

Edena, could you bump power level of each of my remaining NPC`s by one, it would be 15 out of 16 limit for NPC pl.

 

[The Forsaken One]

Teeeheeeeeee

Kewl, so now it are little red men from space, at least they aren't green



Melkor, I believe you had something for me?


Edena, I think I'll just use the red steel/goo from my armies to create Geestesstorm with instead of stuff from the bloodwaste. Kalanyr is helping me release them from the Armor and goo and steel from my armies. Don't want to see my Troops go red when the red goo might be awakened.

in SHort: No red goo/souls/energy from the red goo is released but the energy/souls/goo from the red steel and goo I'm currently using in my Armies. Time to get rid of the stuff and with Kal short help make it go away at a steady pace.

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Good Battle guys~

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Edena I'm sending a squadron of unseelie back to the site of the battle to return Melkors arm, Anab brain fluid and Vaeregoth Carapace back to the hive.

Since I'm first at it and it just takes less then a few seconds to get it all scraped up by a few unseelie.

I wan't some trophies and they might have some use in the future

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I'm still awaiting your creative answer Edena

 

[The Forsaken One]

Yeah!

I'm beating Anab. to this question this time~!


HOW MANY LEVELS DID WE GAIN?!!!!!!!!! (Hahahaha beat you to it Anab. )

 

[LordMelkor{Talos}]

Forsaken One, it seems our battle was interrupted as we were making the deal, sorry Queen but I don`t give artifacts for nothing, you haven`t even proven that you are not my enemy, quite the opposite actually.

 

[zouron]

*A collection of samurais stand around wu jen, one of the samurais steps forward and says*

You have shamed your people and there is only one punishment for this, how ever if you do the noble thing we will consider that you repaired your dept in full.

*The samurai hands the wu jen a tanto. The Wu Jen takes the blade and opens his blouse, then runs himself through. The Lead Samurai speaks.*

Your dept is paid in full, your spirit can stand before the celestial council in honour.

*The Samurais walks away from the dead body.*

 

[Creamsteak]

Sanctus Punitor in the observatory of the Castle Delrune

"So the goo has achieved sentience. How odd that it came from negative energy. Much earlier in this rather self-destructive time I remeber researching the outcome of negative and positive energy on the goo and coming up blank. Mayhaps I have incompetent sorcerors or something worse."

"It seems that something MUST have changed the goo in order for this to happen. Something that we know nothing about, just yet."

"I think I am going to attempt something I have not ever seen before. I am going to attempt to combine my Paladin magic with my Ranger magic and my Elven magic and see if I can do something far greater than any of them could be individually."

Preparations for battle with the Red Goo army:

Freedom of Movement - Subject moves normally despite impediments.

Freedom of Movement will allow Sanctus to make maximum use of his mobility in this epic battle. This is just a prerequisite buffer to such a battle when getting stuck in one place is obviously going to lead to instant death.

Tree Stride - Step from one tree to another far away.

Tree Stride will allow Sanctus to make use a greater range of mobility while in combat. The forests might not exist near the battlefield, but it always good to be able to make use of them if the battle happens to move to them.

Wind Wall - Deflect arrows, smaller creatures, and gases.

This is a spell that is going to be readied as a quickened spell to release on individual cases in the case of missle fire getting too heavy, or some other truely dangerous situation occurs.

Holy Sword - Weapon becomes +5, does double damage against evil.

Holy Sword is a spell that Sanctus prefers to always have available. The +5 is irrelevent, as his sword is a +6 innately. The double damage against evil is another important anti-evil trait and should be great in this fight.

Dispel Evil - +4 bonus against attacks by evil creatures.

Another little buffer, not even necessary to mention why it has to be taken.

Death Ward - Grants immunity to death spells and effects.

Another little buffer, not even necessary to mention why it has to be taken.

Polymorph Self - You assume new form.

The most important spell selected. Sanctus Punitor is going to attempt to turn himself into a large Adamantium Golem to provide an incredible degree of Red Goo resistance and the ability to go head first into combat with the destraught souls of the Goo Army. Sanctus is going to go all out on the offensive to destroy as much goo as possible and quite possibly gain his sword the Purpose: Defeat/Slay Red Goo.

The only two questions now are:

Does my sword slay the Red Goo or does it restore them to happiness instead (consider it does 20d6 Holy Damage which could possibly act as possitive energy to negate the Negative Energy imbued in them).

Can I polymorph into an Adamantium Golem as indicated in this post? I know it is a bit odd, but I think it should be doable for a PC.

 

[Uvenelei]

Aurican and his draconic forces (26 PL total) join the fun in the Boarder Ethereal. Everyone is encased in protective spells and illusions, boosted magically, and as undectable as they can be made. A fleet of illusionary dragons will draw fire from the Red Army by flying back and forth over head.
As a further precaution, everyone is equipped with a one use magic item that heals the user if they are touched by Red Goo; hopefully that will halt the infection by the goo.

Some of the real dragons will hit the Red Army in the flank, unleashing a devestating hit and run strike, using breath weapons, meteor swarms, mass heal (if the Red Goo Monsters are still released by healing spells) and whatever psionics the gem dragons would have (I'm not very familiar with psionics).

The rest of the dragons and Aurican will heal Hazen, Kas, and their honor guards, and will reinforce any defences the remaining combatants have put up to ward off the Red Army. After the Red Army is confused and everyone else is healed and safe, I suggest that we all leave and nuke the battle field. I then follow my advice and retreat, taking anyone who wants to go with me.

Note: Of course, this doesn't happen if you're all gone/dead when I get there.

 

[Anabstercorian]

Ow

Anabstercorian limps back to the Army of Darkness, his magical powers unable to do more than staunch the bleeding. The Illithid and Drow bow respectfully to him before he slumps to his knees.
<< Healing. Now. And there will be no sarcastic comments! Not one of you could have survived what I just did. >>
They nod and begin to tend to his wounds, carrying him to his command Rockjammer.

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Edena, my strategy for fighting Red Goo armies will be simple. I will have a backpack and Shades of Cataclysmic Redoubt. The backpack will contain a high-yield nuclear bomb. I will detonate the bomb in the midst of my enemies.
This is just for later reference. I'm not attacking anyone yet.

 

[Serpenteye]

Make Love, not War

OOC: So this is the end of the end of the world that never was and the beginning of another truer end?

Hi Edena and everybody else! Hi Mr Draco!
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The God Emperor of the Union of Worlds, the Union of Oerth and the Great Empire of Aerdi, the God of all portfolios, prepares himself for battle. The Lord of Love (one of his many aspects) embraces that aspect of his being, flooding his body and mind with pure energy, pure love.
He steps out to the middle of the battlefield, glowing like a sun in the eyes of the celestials, like the shadow of the multiverse to the shade and like the fires of salvation to the Red Army, and speaks:
"Hold!" his voice thunders over the combattants and for a moment he is the focus of every eye. He turns to the reds: "I feel your pain. I know the deapths of your hatred. I see your sorrow. I see your souls. Your souls have been tortured, your minds have been maimed, your bodies been violated but your true nature, the very core of your being is still your own. You are fighting inside, doomed to forever battle against yourself. You are lost," His voice is full of compassion and love. "but I offer salvation. Open yourselves to me, open the part of you that still remains your own and you will be released. You will live again. Pure."

The God Emperor concentrates, pulls further energy into himself, so much that he begin to feel his soul weaken and fade away, so much that his body begins to blurr into insubstantiality. He is filled by love, filled beyond the point of breaking.

And then it is all released in a precise explosion, targeted not at the bodies of the red army but at their souls. For a moment their souls are bathed in pure love and, woven within that love, an undetectable web of compulsion to direct their future devotion (if the love-bath works).

He then heals himself.

 

[Uvenelei]

TO EDENA

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