Going ahead and posting this now, although I reread the rules and understand that we have until morning.
Osgood Sullygrub, Male Gnome Pal3 : CR 3; Size: S Type: Humanoid; HD (3d10)+3; hp 23; Init +1 (+1 Dex, +0 Misc); Spd Walk 15'; AC 18 (flatfooted 17, touch 12), Masterwork Light Crosbow +6 (+7 w/in 30') 80'/P (1d8 +1 w/in 30') 19-20/x2) or Dagger +2 0'/P (1d4-2 19-20/x2) or Dagger (Thrown) +5 (+6 w/in 30') 10'/P (1d4-2 (-1 w/in 30') 19-20/x2) or Buckler of Bashing +1 +2 0'/B (1d6-2/x2 ); SA: Detect Evil, Divine Grace, Lay on Hands (3 hp/day), Divine Health, Aura of Courage, Smite Evil, Remove Disease (1/week), turn undead (4/day at 1st level ability), Speak w/Animals (burrowing mammals, 1/day), +1 to hit kobolds or goblinoids, +4 dodge bonus v. giants, save +2 vs illusions, +2 listen and alchemy, +4 Hide; Vision: Low-light, Normal AL: LG; Sv: Fort +4, Ref +3, Will +2; Str 7, Dex 13, Con 11, Int 7, Wis 11, Cha 13
Skills and Feats : Handle Animal +6, Listen +3, Ride +4; Point Blank Shot, Mounted Combat
Possessions: Wand of Cure Light Wounds, Masterwork Light Crossbow, bolts (40), Buckler of Bashing, Dagger, Breastplate armor, Riding Dog.
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History: Osgood Sullygrub was an average gnome of less-than-average intelligence. He was inept at tinkering or learning any crafts. In fact, he was more often on the receiving end of pranks, but was well-liked for his ability to take a joke. His father managed to apprentice him to Wot, the village's dog-herder, where he demonstrated a knack for training dogs. The village of Fatbottom Hill relied upon the dogs for transportation and for defense when the neighboring kobold tribe attacked. In the last decade nothing more than a skirmish had occurred with the Yappers (as the gnomes called them). Still, preparing the dogs to ride in battle was a position of honor. Osgood took pride in his work, and expected to spend his life in service to the community. Wot was so skilled that the dogs of Fatbottom became a profitable commodity. Other gnome communities, and even some halflings, would travel for weeks to purchase Fatbottom dogs.
The men in the village were required to train for the militia. Although stout and healthy, Osgood proved too weak to wield a pick or axe effectively. Wot taught him to use a crossbow, and to keep his distance from any melee by remaining on his riding dog. The dogs were trained to trip opponents and then dash away, allowing the gnome on dogback to fire bolts once the opponent stood up. Osgood was dutiful in learning these skills, but his true calling was training the dogs. He was amazed at the combat abilities demonstrated by Wot, who he had only known as a dog-herder.
His simple life was ended by his simple intelligence. The Yappers sent Ard, one of their sorcerers, to put an end to the dogs of Fatbottom. The kobold disquised himself as a prince of a far-off kingdom. He easily convinced Osgood to allow him access to the dog yards, on the promise that he was to buy an army of dogs and bring great wealth to the village. Osgood even agreed to keep the visit a secret, to surprise all of Fatbottom. Ard left Osgood a single, large gem, telling him to use it to pay for some papers that would soon arrive, which he said would facilitate the large purchase. Osgood did not trust the shrouded figure that delivered the papers, but he kept his word to Ard and made the payment, holding the papers for the return of the prince. He never suspected that he had just acted as middleman for the purchase of a scroll of Fireball, and even delivered the scroll into the hands of Ard while they met in the dog yards. Ard smiled as he read the 'papers' in a foreign tongue, and Osgood could only watch as his entire herd was burned.
Ard fled as Osgood collapsed in tears. Watching the flames, Osgood felt a heat inside him. He knew then that he could not allow such evil to continue in this world. As all of Fatbottom prepared to defend against the Yappers, a hasty trial was held. Crippled by the loss of the main herd, the few remaining dogs were saddled and brave gnomes volunteered to hold off the Yappers while the rest of the village fled. Osgood wanted to join them, to right the wrong that was his fault, but he was convicted of giving aid to the enemy. The penalty was banishment.
Wot came to Osgood as he gathered his meager belongings, telling the banished gnome that all was not lost. "I can see into your heart, and know your intentions to be true. I was once a simple apprentice like yourself, when a voice called me to service. It was only after many years as a paladin that I retired to Fatbottom to train dogs. Please, take my weapons and armor with you. This crossbow has felled many an evil-doer, and this shield has been magicked to bash foes that get past your bolts. You may even take this pup, so that you may finish raising him to someday ride. Go forth and serve the name of justice. One day, when your good deeds have outweighed your simple mistake, you may be able to return and be accepted and forgiven by the gnomes of Fatbottom."
Osgood accepted the call of paladinhood, and has spent the past year seeking out evil and destroying it. His dog has grown into a serviceable mount, but Osgood knows that he has it within him to someday grant abilities beyond the tricks the dog has been taught.