[IronDM] Iron DM Returns! Winner announced!

[carpedavid]

Round 1, Match 1: el-remmen vs. Tinner

Ingredients

• Adamantine Key Ring
• Lavender
• Werewolf Mayor
• Otyugh
• Glass Mountain
• Temperance

Remember, contestants:

1. You have 24 hours from the timestamp on this post to submit your entries. If the boards are inaccessible when your entry is due, you can send a copy to garrettdm AT ameritech DOT net.
2. Do not read your opponent's entry until you have submitted yours.
3. Once your entry has been submitted, NO EDITING!
4. You have a suggested limit of 2500 words.
5. Please include a summary of ingredients at the end of your entry. See some of the recent competitions for examples.
6. Above all, have fun.

 

[el-remmen]

I got 'em. . . oof!

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

Yay! I'm full of joy and love! I hope that the two of you who are clearly fated to die do so in the quickest and most painless way possible!

-- N

I forget who it was up above that listed a whole slew of other committments he had, but I'd take my winnings from my Mark bet and slap it down on that guy dropping out.

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

I'm available weekdays from 8am to 5pm CDT, and evenings I normally am online and checking anytime from 8pm to 11pm CDT. Weekends (this weekend in particular) I am available pretty much anytime.

This guy must work in IT.

 

[carpedavid]

Round 1, Match 2: Wulf Ratbane vs. reveal

Ingredients

• Darkwood Dagger
• Foxglove
• Enlightened Monk
• Mohrg
• Impossibly High Wall
• Instability

Remember, contestants:

1. You have 24 hours from the timestamp on this post to submit your entries. If the boards are inaccessible when your entry is due, you can send a copy to garrettdm AT ameritech DOT net.
2. Do not read your opponent's entry until you have submitted yours.
3. Once your entry has been submitted, NO EDITING!
4. You have a suggested limit of 2500 words.
5. Please include a summary of ingredients at the end of your entry. See some of the recent competitions for examples.
6. Above all, have fun.

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

You know, Dave, just once I'd like to submit you an entry without any Oriental Adventures influence.

Couldn't just be a monk-- which at least gives you a Western European "out" if you wanted it.

Oh no. He has to be enlightened.

Friggin' navel-gazers.

 

[Mark]

Round 1 Match Schedule
I'll edit this post as contestants post their availability. I'm scheduling people in as "first-come, first-serve" sort of way as possible.

1. el-remmen vs. Tinner (tonight @ 8:30 PM EDT)
2. Wulf Ratbane vs. reveal (tonight @ 10:00 PM EDT (9:00 PM CDT))
3. Stormborn vs. WinnepegDragon (Wednesday @ 11:30 AM EDT (10:30 AM CDT))
4. Dremmen vs. Evilhalfling (Wednesday @ 1:30 PM EDT (12:30 PM CDT))
5. Nonamazing vs. howandwhy99 (Thursday @ 9 AM EDT)
6. Warden vs. Mark (Thursday @ 12:00 PM EDT)

If any of the contestants foresee a problem with the schedule as posted, please let me know.

(CRACKING FINGERS)

Okay, Mark, you and me on Thursday. Noon. Outside the chapel. Pistols at fifty paces.

Spoiler

How about "creampies at six feet" instead?

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

Ingredients

• Darkwood Dagger
• Foxglove
• Enlightened Monk
• Mohrg
• Impossibly High Wall
• Instability

I'm up to 4 out of 6. Maybe even 5 of 6.

One item does not fit.

And you know what they say, "If it does not fit, you must not quit!"

 

[nonamazing]

Round 1 Match Schedule

5. Nonamazing vs. howandwhy99 (Thursday @ 9 AM EDT)

Duly noted. I'm looking forward to it!

 

[Berandor]

Mark me as alternate... though you might have to send me an e-mail if I'm needed (I don't check in as regularly as I used to). Send to "ppricken" at the domain "t-online.de" (also available through my profile)