Irreconcilable differences?

[jaerdaph]

I'm not from the US so I don't know much about the "New York Post" but I assume that it's a tabloid in the very sense of the word? Sort of one step above "the News of the World"?

Olaf the Stout

Actually, it's supposed to be a real newspaper.

Of course the people that subscribe are usually the type that move their lips while reading, but it's still considered a New York daily along with the New York Times and the Daily News.

Come to think of it, we have one of your fellow countrymen, Rupert Murdock, to thank for its publication.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

And now, yet another bastion of marital stability has fallen...Pamela Anderson & Kid Rock have called it quits over "irreconcilable differences."

Alright, everyone...load up- fire at will!

 

[LightPhoenix]

My favorite thing about that Page One of the Post is Holmes and Cruise in the flying saucer. For all that the Post is a joke, I automatically like anything that makes fun of the Xenu-bots.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Perhaps Pam's problem was with Kid's rock?

 

[kenobi65]

Perhaps Pam's problem was with Kid's rock?

Ba-dum-bump!

I heard on the radio this morning that, allegedly, the straw that broke this particular camel's back was when Pam and Kid went to see a screening of "Borat" at some Hollywood exec's house a couple of weeks ago. After the screening, Kid Rock allegedly went into a tirade, calling Pam all sorts of names for getting involved in something so stupid.

They also said that Pamela's divorce filing (apparently, their lawyers raced to the courthouse trying to beat each other to file first, and his was filed 52 minutes before hers) cited "male insecurity" and "anger management issues" as her reasons for divorce.

Pamela Anderson and Britney Spears on the market at the same time...what's a guy to do?

 

[Aurora]

Pamela Anderson and Britney Spears on the market at the same time...what's a guy to do?

Go for the one without a deadly VD?

 

[Shemeska]

So, here's the big question:

Who comes out at the top of the 'In a fair universe I'm entitled to none of this money but after the divorce I'll be swimming in it' department: K-Fed taking Britney's cash, or Heather Mills taking Paul McCartney's?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

what's a guy to do?

Keep his pants to himself!

'In a fair universe I'm entitled to none of this money but after the divorce I'll be swimming in it' department: K-Fed taking Britney's cash, or Heather Mills taking Paul McCartney's?

The lawyers, of course!

Oh...and the tabloids!

 

[Olaf the Stout]

So, here's the big question:

Who comes out at the top of the 'In a fair universe I'm entitled to none of this money but after the divorce I'll be swimming in it' department: K-Fed taking Britney's cash, or Heather Mills taking Paul McCartney's?

I'd say Heather. Paul's got a whole lot more money than Britney. Even if Heather's share is small it will still be a lot of $$$. Of course in a fair universe K-Fed never would have been born in the first place.

Olaf the Stout

 

[Olaf the Stout]

Ba-dum-bump!

I heard on the radio this morning that, allegedly, the straw that broke this particular camel's back was when Pam and Kid went to see a screening of "Borat" at some Hollywood exec's house a couple of weeks ago. After the screening, Kid Rock allegedly went into a tirade, calling Pam all sorts of names for getting involved in something so stupid.

They also said that Pamela's divorce filing (apparently, their lawyers raced to the courthouse trying to beat each other to file first, and his was filed 52 minutes before hers) cited "male insecurity" and "anger management issues" as her reasons for divorce.

Pamela Anderson and Britney Spears on the market at the same time...what's a guy to do?

The eligible skanky ho market has just gone through the roof lately! Who will be next? Courtney Love? Tara Reid? Paris Hilton? We wait with baited breath.

Olaf the Stout