Is'Merith - Campaign Thread

>(TIME= Now; Place= Temple of Pelor)

As most of the group was standing in front to the half-orc at the desk, awaiting a response to their (rather unusual) introduction, another voice rang out behind them. A sharp voice, not quite shrill, and not terribly loud- but pitched to carry well in the small space of relative quiet at the matron's desk, amidst the larger chaos of the busy temple. It was, in fact, Mina's voice- but not as they were used to hearing her. Which wasn't that surprising- as the person who was speaking wasn't Mina...

"All right then. That will be quite enough of your shenanigans. Guard captain Deadeye will have you confined to the barracks for a month for this..." The speaker was a half-elven woman, well-dressed but not unusually so- in fact she looked to be wearing some of Mina's clothes; she had the look, to those familiar with the city, of a high-class servant or retainer, the sort who would be running important errands for one of the noble houses. With an aggrieved huff she pushed past the others to stand directly before the matron at the desk.

>(TIME= a bit earlier; Place= Guild lodgings, and elsewhere)

Mina stood still for a few moments after the others departed, making at least some attempt at finishing what was left of breakfast. She was still relatively calm- until Daedarai had his revelation. She gave a grave nod at his instructions, and swept from the room, beckoning one of the guards to follow. In the hallway outside, her commands were quick. "I'll need some kind of escort or conveyance to the temple of Pelor, whatever is fast. I'll be ready outside in 5 minutes. Senior Guildman Daedarai is counting on US for this..." And then she was gone, vanishing into the depths of the ship, headed for Tro'Leera's rooms.

Just under five minutes later, she was waiting outside, a small bundle in one hand containing whatever she had been able to find in Tro'Leera's rooms. She was dressed mostly as she had been, accented with one of her fancy scarves- and she looked very little like the woman who had left the breakfast debacle. A sedan chair, carried by quartet of burly Guildmen, was already waiting, and Mina pressed a small purse into the hand of the group's leader. Without another pause, they were off, headed for the temple. Alejandro's skill had made the other group's trip rather fast- but they were burdened with an unconscious werewolf, and needed to be unseen. Mina and her escort could use the streets- and most folk simply got out of the way of the onrushing brutes and the fancy chair, the sort of conveyance that marked someone important from one of the noble houses- someone in a hurry...

In the crowded square in front of the temple, Mina could just see what looked like her group entering the temple. She was too late! The last thirty yards were the slowest, as her escort fought their way through the crowd there, and Mina jumped out of the chair as soon as they stopped and charged inside- her desperation COULD have been mistaken for outrage...

>(TIME- Now, again; Place= Temple of Pelor, inside)
The woman who was speaking in Mina's voice stepped forward to stand in front of the matron's desk, and she gave a brief bow of respect to the half-orc priestess- but not too respectful; she was, after all, servant to the high nobility. Her voice was still sharp, but quieter now; the half-orc would be able to hear her (as would the others nearby), but the temple staff probably wouldn't be able to...

"I must apologize for the actions of these ruffians, and for causing such a ruckus in your temple. This is simply a matter of some of our newly recruited House Guards over-indulging in certain substances, a bit of a prank if you will. I would crave your pardon, and make reparations, if you would see fit to forgive this intrusion. We would, of course, like to see these three checked out, and treated if your healers believe it necessary, but their friend is simply insensible with drink. We can handle him, and his punishment. The shift captain of our guard will deal with the others- I do not believe he is too far behind me. Would it please you to accept our apologies, and our redress?' As she finished speaking, she bowed again, a bit deeper this time, and extended a hand which contained reasonably good-sized purse- a hand which also wore the signet ring of one of the city's Noble houses (the sort of thing worn only by family members, and the most trusted of household staff...

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>First things first, I apologize if I seem to be stepping on anyone's toes here- this is very much a draft, and let me know if I need to change it. I'll also apologize for being a bit slow on the draw- it is kind of intimidating to see some of the quality other people are putting out.
>Second, here are the resources Mina is putting to use (besides invoking Daedarai's authority to get the Guildsmen moving): her personal signet ring (entirely genuine, and possibly used by high servants as well a house members), a purse of 10 gold (her own money, for now, for her 'escort'), a purse of 50 gold (her own money, again, as hush money for the temple), and one casting of Disguise Self, to change her appearance. I'll also add one Deception check, if needed, and one Persuasion check also if needed (including use to cover that bad Deception check, if needed). Deception 1d20+7= 10; Persuasion 1d20+5= 24 ; rolls http://www.coyotecode.net/roll/lookup.php?rollid=109438 ; I don't think I still have any Inspiration available, but if I do, use it for that Deception roll.
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The matron paled at the words of the gnome. Reaching to the desk, she raised a bell which she rang in two short, shrill sets of three. Several Doctors and nurses paused and looked towards the desk before quickly moving further away with haste. A small human female nurse rushed to the matron, who spoke to her in turn. "Please bring me Father Ilunma immediately". She reached under the counter and pulled out a crate full of potions. "I do not wish to alarm either of you, but you may have been infected with two diseases at once. Please drink up, that's two potions of cure disease each". She takes out four of the vials and places them on the desk. She then gestures to a couple of pews close-by. "Please be seated whilst we await the Father."

Her eyes flicker to the nurse who comes rushing back with a male elven priest sprinting behind her with several old tomes as well as a series of scrolls.

The matron leans over to the father who drops his tomes on the desk. As he listens to her, his face pales further and further as he glances towards Tro'Leera. He looks into his older tomes first, then some scrolls, before moving to address the others.
He shakes his head at the matron and mutters something that leads her to grimace. She nods and approaches the party.

"I am very sorry to inform you of this, but we cannot help your companion with anything but the most powerful of miracles granted by our gods. Though our churches here are sizeable, we cannot help him as we just don't have clerics receptive enough to receive such blessings. The disease is no longer a disease, rather, it is a permanent transformation."

She takes a breath and continues. "As such, we will need to take him away for exec-" JUST then, Mina bursts forth in front of her. Unfortunately, she could not make it here earlier given Alejandro's skill in cutting through the city in half the time. Mina paid one of the guild members 10 gold in order to speed things up further with an escort, which helped, but no-one knew the city like Al. Nonetheless, Al would have found Mina's speed in following him rather impressive.

[sblock=Inspiration]_: 1D20+7 = [10]+7 = 17
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[sblock=Matron Insight] _: 1D20+2 = [13]+2 = 15
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The faster Mina talked, the more confused the half-Orc woman looked. Mina would need all her skill to bluff her at this point. The half-Orc narrowed her eyes in Mina's direction and spoke. "A fascinating story miss er?...."

A sudden realisation dawned on her face, followed by a look of anger. She began shouting. "You mean to tell me that these two gentlemen just drank hundreds of gold pieces worth of church property as a part of a prank?" The matron began fuming, her teeth grinding, she appeared to be getting angrier and angrier, even angrier than Al! [sblock]She rages[/sblock].

She walks with frightening calm to a nurse with a broom, takes it from her and breaks it into two halves. She shouts out loud at the Halfling and the Gnome. "Before you both leave, I had better check your TEMPERATURES! Bend over BOYS!" As she begins to move towards Al and Isaac, the nurse screams and runs away "Ahhhh! Not again, run everyone! Run! The MATRON'S PISSED!" Nurses and priests everywhere drop everything they're doing and bolt.

Father Illunmas jaw drops and he jumps on her back, trying to slow her down. "RUUUN, RUUUN! I swear on Pelors good name, she's an ex-adventurer! She has killed a red dragon before! Aboleths! Minotaurs! Fire Giants! RUUUN!" With that, she effortlessly pulls the Screaming Father from her back and slides him across the polished marble 30 ft away.

Initiative Please...
 

[sblock="OOC"]We're rolling initiative against Roz the church receptionist, who wants to paddle our heavies with a broom for wasting potions, and just pitched a priest across the room.

Just wanted to say that out loud.[/sblock]
The smile flies off Shen's face like a roach from a light, her eyes going wide at the display. "He started it!" she shoots out quickly, before disappearing behind the profile of Tro'leera's body.
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Init: 1D20+2 = [20]+2 = 22

Ambuscade to Hide behind Tro'leera. Don't know if that will have any mechanical impact. On my turn I'm staying behind him and scooting across the room to get him out of the way. Then, if I can manage on the same turn, make a running leap at Roz, punch 'er inna jaw, and try to grab her by the neck from behind.

Attack: 1D20+4 = [9]+4 = 13

Damage: 1D4+2 = [4]+2 = 6

Grab: 1D20+4 = [9]+4 = 13[/sblock]
 
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[sblock=Initiative] _: 1D20+2 = [19]+2 = 21
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Alejandro sighs and rolls his eyes.

"Half orcs."

He tells Mina to grab Tro'leera as he readies his staff to try to sweep the matron onto her green hairy arse when she gets near.

[Sblock=Polearm master attack] _: 1D20+4 = [14]+4 = 18
damage not a lot _: 1D10+2 = [1]+2 = 3
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Then he would like to try and run away, urging everyone else to follow suit. But he also picks up the matrons spare pair of glasses off the desk before he goes.
 

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_: 1D20+2 = [7]+2 = 9
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Running with Al, Isaac notices that Shen isn't following. "I wouldn't try to fight that one, best we just get out of here before we're arrested!" Shaking his head at the situation, he mutters "Now i see why father never took me to church."
 

[sblock="Amendment"]If we're running, I'll edit my action. The time it takes for me to start scooting Tro'leera away should be enough for the warning to come through, I think. If no one's getting near her there's no need to hold her back, after all.[/sblock]
 

[SBLOCK=OOC]That's just the reputation our little group needs. "Hey, look out! It's the Matron Murderers!" Anyway, running sounds like a solid plan against a lady who once killed a red dragon, aboleths, and minotaurs. For what it's worth, Daedarai is moving as fast as he can to get to the group (Move, Dash, Bonus/Cunning Action Dash for 90 ft of movement), but I doubt that I will get there before this is over.[/SBLOCK]
 

[sblock=OOC] I was leaning heavily towards running when I read Red Dragon, and I'm fairly sure Isaac soiled his pantaloons when he heard Aboleth.
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[sblock=Initiative] _: 1D20+2 = [19]+2 = 21
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Alejandro sighs and rolls his eyes.

"Half orcs."

He tells Mina to grab Tro'leera as he readies his staff to try to sweep the matron onto her green hairy arse when she gets near.

[Sblock=Polearm master attack] _: 1D20+4 = [14]+4 = 18
damage not a lot _: 1D10+2 = [1]+2 = 3
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Then he would like to try and run away, urging everyone else to follow suit. But he also picks up the matrons spare pair of glasses off the desk before he goes.

[sblock=OOC]So just to clarify, you are attempting a trip attack against her? Just be aware then, it's a standard action manoeuvre that doesn't incorporate any damage. It's ALSO an opposed athletics role (your original role will suffice though, same bonuses).

Keep in mind that because the matrons is raging, she has advantage on strength checks, thus, advantage on opposing something like a trip attack. This is on top of what you can only assume would have to be superior stats... Also, did you attempt to hide your spectacle thievery?[/sblock]
 
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[sblock=ooc] I will risk the advantage against the trip (famous last words)... I pictured the glasses getting lifted while she-hulk falls on her bum, so hopefully distracted.

I don't know why I thought I'd nick them - something about her needing two sets of specs so I thought she might be wearing the wrong ones and be befuddled...hold them hostage maybe? I dunno. It was impetuous.

Guys...it's been a ride. Look after...sniff...little Archie...sniff...for me. He...he likes...(voice breaks)...cheese...sob.[/sblock]
 

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