It's that time of year... (rant)

[reveal]

No, reveal. Those aren't my "ho's". Those are my bitches. Get it right.

Bitches ain't nothin' but ho's and tricks.

 

[reveal]

No, he's a revealer. Which either means that he's one of those guys that goes around telling people the hard truth, no matter what they want to hear, or that he's a flasher.

I'm guessing the second of those two options--it seems more up his alley.

I prefer the term "closed coat challenged" thank you very much.

 

[Desdichado]

I prefer the term "closed coat challenged" thank you very much.

Do you qualify for the Americans with Disabilities Act with that?

 

[reveal]

Do you qualify for the Americans with Disabilities Act with that?

No. They just considered this a "hobby."

 

[Desdichado]

Eh, that sucks. I hear you'd be subsidized if you moved to Canada, though.

Although you'd also be considerably less "impressive" given the weather there.

 

[BiggusGeekus]

Sometimes I joke that I'm going to become a stripper.

I'm subscribing to this thread as of right now.

 

[Wyn A'rienh]

I know how you feel, Queen D. My eldest daughter starts kindergarten on Monday, my twins start preschool on Tuesday, and I start my sophomore year at college on the 6th. My head is ready to explode.

Obviously, I'm a non-traditional student as well. And I know how you feel about being around the young kids that are totally lacking in responsibility ... it helps though, that I'm going to a community college right now - there's usually another mom around.

Are you able to take online classes? I try to take as many classes online as I possibly can - that way I can work around my schedule and I don't have to deal with the 18 year olds. (No offense intended to any 18 year olds here ... )

As far as cheering you up ... um ...

How about a pony?

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

Oooo! A pony! That **definately** makes me feel better!!! Thanks, Wyn!

I'm sure that I could take some classes online, but I don't think I could take them through American. I'd probably have to take them at a different school and transfer the credits... AU just isn't a school for non-trads. But - it's not something I had given a lot of thought too. Great idea - I'll look into it.

 

[Desdichado]

Oooo! A pony! That **definately** makes me feel better!!! Thanks, Wyn!

What; me and reveal making jokes about strippers and flashers isn't making you feel better? It's making me feel a lot better, IYKWIMAITYD...

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

What; me and reveal making jokes about strippers and flashers isn't making you feel better? It's making me feel a lot better, IYKWIMAITYD...

Your jokes make me laugh. The pony is comforting and snuggly. That's different.

... and I want absolutely no jokes about how QueenD likes to snuggle with horses or stripping horses or flashing horses or anything like that!