It's time to make fetch happen: Barbie Teaser 2, Now With More Gosling

[Snarf Zagyg]

Well I warned you once, and I warned you twice, and the next time I tell you I ain't gonna be so nice!
You better listen up and you better listen close.
'cause the world is pinkin' up just like Barbie's amazing clothes
You got your Ken in the beach on an empty piece of sand
Gonna play volleyball with Samu Liu lookin' perfectly tanned
So you grab a movie ticket and it'll take it all away, but the
World's still Barbie and ain't nothin gonna change!


C'mon Barbie, Let's Go Party!

 

[payn]

Wow, thats a lot of innuendo. Who is this film intended for again?

 

[Homicidal_Squirrel]

Heh... funnier than I expected.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Wow, thats a lot of innuendo. Who is this film intended for again?

It's Greta Gerwig. Adults.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Wow, thats a lot of innuendo. Who is this film intended for again?

.....Me, apparently!

It's like the John Wick of IRONY.

 

[Ryujin]

I always suspected that Gosling wasn't anatomically correct.

 

[Willie the Duck]

I always suspected that Gosling wasn't anatomically correct.

Strangely Margot Robbie doesn't seem nearly as plastic as the vivacious blondes* of previous generations.
*How they were presented, how much that reflects their actual personalities is something I wouldn't know.

 

[Ryujin]

Strangely Margot Robbie doesn't seem nearly as plastic as the vivacious blondes* of previous generations.
*How they were presented, how much that reflects their actual personalities is something I wouldn't know.

A truly beautiful woman, even if she's wearing Hollywood's preferred colours.

 

[Paul Farquhar]

Wow, thats a lot of innuendo. Who is this film intended for again?

The ghost of Sid James.

 

[BrokenTwin]

Huh, maybe Aqua's Barbie Girl WOULD have been appropriate for this movie...