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Legend
Goodbye Daniel Craig
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
Despite all the naysayers' catcalls
They crawled out of the woodwork
And they whispered your blond locks were lame
They put you in a franchise treadmill
And gave you a license to kill
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a martini never stirred
Never knowing that you only use gin
Because a vodka martini is absurd
And I would've liked to known you
But I was just a kid
You preferred to know the ladies
Women, booze and killin' is what you did