[JOB OPENING] DM's Apprentice Spring/Summer Internship!

[I'm A Banana]

Actually, if you are making it up behind closed doors, I prefer you keep the charade up, as it prevents all of us from seeing the hideous hideous acts you two perform.

Froggy-kitties...and, I'm scared.

 

[Shadowdancer]

Your job description didn't mention having to make munchie runs. You're going easy on your interns.

 

[Mark CMG]

...hereafter referred to as Gnemms...

Oh, my, that's good...

 

[el-remmen]

Oh yes. .. I like that very much. . .

And. .. uh, I edited the job description some. . .

 

[alsih2o]

no sweeping? i did 3 apprenticeships and the thing they had most in common was lots of sweeping...

 

[arwink]

no sweeping? i did 3 apprenticeships and the thing they had most in common was lots of sweeping...

That's not to bad. I tried one, and I mostly spent my time painting lard into bread tins

 

[Sammael99]

Benefits
- Free attendance to all "Out of the Frying Pan" game sessions! (normally a $19.95 value)

Man, you're killing the industry !!!

19.95 a session ? No wonder rp-ing is dying...

 

[el-remmen]

Re: Re: [JOB OPENING] DM's Apprentice Spring/Summer Internship!

Man, you're killing the industry !!!

19.95 a session ? No wonder rp-ing is dying...

Only for observers and guest players. . .

The actual players get a cut rate of $4.95/month (after a $95.95 joining fee).

 

[Bagpuss]

Re: Re: [JOB OPENING] DM's Apprentice Spring/Summer Internship!

Man, you're killing the industry !!!

19.95 a session ? No wonder rp-ing is dying...

Yeah, I agree. How am I as a DM ever going to make a decent living if people like nemmerle are undercutting me all the time. Its not worth me bothering if I'm only going to be able to charge $20 a session, that's more than a 50% cut in my standard rate.

Of course I'm against charging by the session anyway, better to charge by the hour that way if you overrun on a particular session the overtime rate kicks in.

 

[el-remmen]

Hmmm. . . I seem to have accidentally stolen Bugaboo's schtick. . .

I REALLY want an assisstant - I just have no home of finding a suh . . I mean a helper.