Joke Names you've never used...but want to.

[Qwillion]

One of my players love these so I always have to stop, him but one player snuck in a henchman: Sir Cathal Icpriest

 

[Lanefan]

None of these were mine, but some I've seen used in our crew:

Knottwoor Thmutch (lousy stat rolls produced this name)
Sir Kalvin of Hobbes (a Cavalier, later a Paladin)

And two from people who just couldn't come up with a name fast enough:

No'ei Deyeyet
Stilth Incan

I'm still waiting for someone to play a Bard named Beedle...

Lanefan

 

[MortalPlague]

This one doesn't really count since I actually wound up using it, but I played a fat, lazy halfling wizard named Provalor the Proficient. He was a blast to play, being, well, proficient.

 

[Zephrin the Lost]

I've got a concept for a murderous bard named Dalek the Jester. It's all fun until the exterminating begins!

 

[Plane Sailing]

An oldie but goodie. I always wanted to play a Welsh assassin. Dai the Death

 

[Dragonhelm]

Bobbit the Hobbit - A human who was transformed into a halfling for crimes against the gods. He's half the man he used to be!

 

[erf_beto]

It was more of a limited imagination than a joke (and a bad one at that), but I had a player who insisted his wizard's name was Wizard. And he kept calling himself "wizard Wizard" or "Wizard, the wizard"...

 

[Mallus]

Inspired by M.A.S.H., I wanted to play Atlatl Jones...

You know, I DM for Atlatl... when he's playing Atlatl... and it never once occurred to me that the name was a reference to Chucker Jones on M.A.S.H (and I watched a lot of M.A.S.H as a child).

There's a fine, well, non-existent line between my joke and serious names. That said, I really want to play an alcoholic Jedi Knight (based on Peter O'Toole in My Favorite Year) named Ginn Gimlet and a hermaphrodite child-soldier from an alternate universe (who fights crime in ours) called Vivian Girl.

 

[Dykstrav]

Whenever I run Undermountain, my players betimes run afoul of the Xanathar's chief rival for beholder crime lord, the Notorious E.Y.E. That's an ancient gag and for an NPC though, so I'm not sure that it counts.

A recent South Park episode and the release of Player's Handbook 2 has inspired me to design a kuo-toa bard named Eynak East.

 

[Drawback]

An elven rogue, armed with a whip and a nice leather hat... Named, Mindianna James...

The DM wanted a name change...