July 23th, 'New' WD will be on vacation/offline starting next Monday for a week'New'

[Leif]

Come on guys, don't be that way. Leif's got a heart. I've been to his place he's got like three of four of them. They're nailed to the wall with daggers. I think they came from players that pissed him off. Or maybe ex-wives.

Hehehe

Scotley strikes hard and fast! LOL.

He knows I only hurt the ones I love.

I'm not hurtin'! If you wanna talk about HURTIN', ask the ex-wives how their day was!!

 

[Scott DeWar]

I am sure they took out his heart from between the shoulderes, but most of the time they remove the spine as well. In Leif's case, though, they left the spine in.

 

[Leif]

I am sure they took out his heart from between the shoulderes, but most of the time they remove the spine as well. In Leif's case, though, they left the spine in.

Thanks! We does what we cans.

 

[Scott DeWar]

I am sure they took out his heart from between the shoulderes, but most of the time they remove the spine as well. In Leif's case, though, they left the spine in.

Thanks! We does what we cans.

just no heart. I heard one of your ex-wives has it framed with a wooden steak through it, sitting over the mantle.

 

[Leif]

just no heart. I heard one of your ex-wives has it framed with a wooden steak through it, sitting over the mantle.

This theory doesn't really hold water when you consider these undeniable facts:

1. My first ex-wife is the one who left ME -- sneaked out of town while I was away getting lawyer training. I had no idea there was a problem until I came home and found her totally gone. (And I had even talked to her on the phone during my trip and she gave me no clue that something was up! )

2. Ex-wife #2 is DEAD. (I learned how to handle 'em after that first one!)

3. There has, to date, THANKFULLY been no Wife #3!

 

[Rhun]

Wow, I take 16 hours off from EN World an Leif goes on a post fest! Looks like I'm gonna have to go back to spending all my time here.

 

[Leif]

Fear not, Gentle Rhun! You've still got better than 2000 posts on me, and this is a decidedly rare day for me. I doubt if it will often be repeated during the weeks ahead.

 

[Rhun]

Fear not, Gentle Rhun! You've still got better than 2000 posts on me, and this is a decidedly rare day for me. I doubt if it will often be repeated during the weeks ahead.

Just giving you a hard time. Work has been super busy for me lately, so my windows to logon and post seem to keep shrinking.

 

[Leif]

Still, we need to try not to give Scotley any additional excuses to make off-color posts about sensitive areas of the female anatomy. Why, I'd be just in tears (for at least 2 minutes) if he got booted off the board for it!

 

[Scott DeWar]

would that be teaars of laughter?