Maxperson
Morkus from Orkus
The mother of my wife's best friend was the principal at a Catholic school in Los Angeles, so she had made many friends in the church. When my wife's friend got married, Cardinal Mahoney attended the wedding and spoke. Before the wedding I was walking around the back of the church with my brother-in-law when he loudly said to me, "I wonder if when a priest goes to the bathroom, he is making holy water." Just at that moment the cardinal walked around the corner from the other direction. For an instant I thought, "Oh, crap!" until I noticed the cardinal was laughing his ass off at what my brother-in-law had said.Reminds me of the time I had to make holy water for the local church. The priest was out of town and I did not have anyone to bless the water, so the deacon told me to take the tap water and just "boil the hell out of it."