Kaboom will crush you all! (tiers 1&2 only)

[kaboom]

Hah! For

I find your Lady to be dishonest, your plantation to be pretentious, and your discipline to be quaint.

 

[Sabaron]

Eilan is a very short, burly man (3') wearing a green coat, green breeches, a copper sash, a small green top hat with a shamrock sticking out and a pair of green boxing gloves. He seems very protective of the pot he drags around with him everywhere.

"Think ye can take on another Sash, lad? I'll give ye a whuppin'!"

"What is that horrible blob behind you? Is that... a puppy?! Why, it is! A terrible, awful puppy! That's so disgusting, I bet your home would be condemned just for containing that freak of nature. Not to mention the fact that your master even lets you have a puppy. How quaint."

I find your puppy to be like unto a horror, your home to be condemned, and your Master to be quaint.

Eilan Cooger
Copper Sash 0
Signature Style: Chain
Bribe Judges X1, Profiteer, Arena Fighter
Yen: 0
1-2

 

[Sollir Furryfoot]

A small fae wanders calmly into the midst of the two warriors, "Why hello there, my name's Sylf. I see you're in need of a judge...I'll do it, if you don't mind...Oh yes." Sylf rolls out a piece of parchment, clearing his voice before reading it.

The greater rubber chicken has decreed this match to take place at the knoll east of the Obsidian Tower on the evening of the rabbit.

"Oh yes, also...Insults to Kaboom, dishonest lady and all..." Sylf chuckles, "Let's get started now!"

 

[kaboom]

I'll take a 4flag speed match please.

The scorpion annihilates the sea; removes the slash of the tree! *yen*

 

[Sabaron]

Eilan takes a fighting stance, and suddenly you hear a thunderous noise, as if a giant had sat on a massive whoopie cushion! All the plants nearby suddenly wilt!

"Oops... I guess I should cut down on the beans."

The thunder cuts the vineyard; avoids the thrust of the pole!

 

[Sollir Furryfoot]

"Not much question here...Point and Yen Kaboom!"

1 flag, 2 yen Kaboom, 0 flags Eilan Cooger

 

[Sabaron]

Eilan follows up his devasting first attack with an uppercut to his jaw. "John L. Sullivan himself taught me this one!"

The fist devastates the cavern; averts the motion of the grave!

 

[kaboom]

Kaboom swings furiously at Elain, hoping drown him in bruses!

The southern cross drowns the brush; parries the rising of the garden!

 

[Sollir Furryfoot]

"Hrm, lets see now...the devestating fist makes much more sense...right...Point Eilan!"

1 flag All!

 

[kaboom]

Kaboom grabs a thunderstone with his toe and kicks out at Eilan's temple while blocking his incoming slash.

The thunder kicks the temple; negates the slash of the wind! *yen*