DM: So, the evil wizard casts "Hold Person" on your Kobold Fighter an-
Player: Doesn't work.
DM: Confused look?
Player: According to Crawford, Kobolds are from the Feywild, and that makes them Fae. Therefore, that spell is useless.
DM: That's not............that's not how that works. That's not how ANY of this works. gets shot by Crawford who appears from underneath the table.
Player: Thanks Jeremy.
Crawford: No problem player. hears the DM's mom's footsteps approaching the room. You should really dispose of that body.
Player: O___O
The Mother as the door starts opening up: Timmy, are you and your brother enjoying your new TTRPG?