Lame Names

[Obscure]

My Savage Tide campaign has a half-orc war cleric named Bizzatch. :\

 

[Torm]

We had a character in one game named Darmok. He had horses named Tenagra, with a number after it, and they kept dying - so Tenagra 12 would die, and he would buy Tenagra 13, and so on.

In a D20 Modern one-off, I played Dr. Leonard McCoy - but played up the fact that the coincidence of his name annoyed him.

And we frequently have characters named anachronistic and racially incorrect things like Bob the Dwarf or Frank the Ranger, but that just kinda happens sometimes when people lack a particular inspiration for their character, I guess.

 

[awayfarer]

The last character I played was an orc barbarian named Thugdar Smashgud. Is that so bad?

 

[Psimancer]

Our resident power-gamer DMed a game once, and during it we were brought before...


Baron Generic





Worst name ever.

 

[tvknight415]

Our LG group had the Lee family:

Ugh Lee (half-orc barbarian)
Deft Lee (halfling rogue)
Swift Lee (human monk)

 

[CleverNickName]

You're gonna think I made this up, but when I asked for the name of her new half-orc barbarian, she said "Muffin."

 

[Moon-Lancer]

when a druid names his wolf lassie, its hard to take that seriously.

I guess I am no better though. I named a catfolk tiger Hobbes.

If wing commander can do it, I sure hell can!!!

 

[Unkabear]

We once played a Gurps game where one of our players drafted C. Annon Fodder. But to be fair none of our characters lived long.

 

[The Thayan Menace]

Throw Rocks!

Lame names?

The barbarians of my DM's homebrew world come from the Barbaronies, and his fey live in a forest realm known as the Fey Rie.

His nomads are called Nomandi; his goatherding peasants are known as the Gruffmen.

-Samir Asad​

 

[Sejs]

My wife is guilty of inflicting a half orc barbarian named Martha Stewart on the group at one point.

Martha was mean with that greataxe of hers, though. Not a half bad cook, either.