LE vs. N: Lawful Evil Victorious!

[PJSlavner]

The javelin flies right over the construct and bounces off the south wall (rolled a 6).

The Jello rat moves up to 15N5E and whiffs with its head butt (rolled an 8).

Your move, hobgob. If you are just going to slash with your sword, while I try to head butt, I can time compress the combat.

 

[ugulu]

Let the compressed-time hackfest begin!

 

[PJSlavner]

Let the compressed-time hackfest begin!

I have already finished, just in case you said that.

Round 37

Hobgob swings and misses (rolled a 10). Jello rat's head butt connects (rolled a 21) for 5 points of damage. Hobgob has 1 hit point left.

Round 38

Hobgob makes solid contact (rolled a 19), doing 6 points of damage. Jello rat has 7 HP left. Jello rat makes even more solid contact, head butting so hard hobgob's kidneys collide (rolled natural 20, then 21 to confirm critical hit). Hobgob takes 9 points of damage and is at -8. He is dying.

Round 39

Into the arena comes what looks like a dwarf wielding a battleaxe or light crossbow. It is a planetouched (maeluth) (FF). You go first, Ugulu.

 

[ugulu]

His eyes red (but still beady) the long-fingered dwarf-cousin steps to 80N 0E, fires his crossbow at the rubbery critter, then drops the blow and draws his battleaxe.

 

[PJSlavner]

The bolt misses completely (rolled 11). The Jello rat charges the dwarf, moving to 75N5E, and bounces off the maeluth's armor (rolled 9+2=11 for charge).

Round 40

Your move, dwarf-kin. Remember your shield is still on your back, but you can ready it as a move action without provoking an AoO.

If you want to time compress this battle, I will do so.

 

[ugulu]

A-ha! Fell into my fiendish plan. Evil eye readies his shield, then takes a mighty hew with the axe (repeatedly, until the goo-like goon drops). Let the chrono-compression commence!

 

[PJSlavner]

Round 40

Evil eye swings and hits solidly! (rolled a 19) He inflicts 6 points of damage, leaving Jello rat with 1 measly HP left.

Jello rat retaliates successfully (rolled an 18) for 5 points of damage. Evil eye also has 1 HP left.

Round 41

Perhaps overconfident, Evil eye misses (rolled an 8), but Jello rat is on a roll, and hits again (rolled a 17) for 5 points of damage. Evil eye is at -4 HP and dying.

I believe the astral construct (level 1) enters the Hall of Fame for most victories (4).

Round 42

A cerebral hood (symbiont, appendix 2, FF) enters the arena. It has knowledge (nature), so knows nothing about the astral construct it has not already ascertained from watching the battle. Your move, Ugulu.

 

[ugulu]

Don't 'spose I could get another dwarf-fiend instead? Ahem... I mean of course...
The 'hood flaps majestically into view at 85N 0E, ending it's turn 20' above floor level in the same square.

 

[PJSlavner]

Jello rat moves to 85N0E and waits. It does not appear to be impressed with majesty.

 

[ugulu]

Mr. Majestic drops to 15' and mind-blasts the quivering goo.