D&D 5E (2014) Levitate is a save-or-die spell

[Guest 6801328]

The real question is how much would those bananas cost if they were being levitated.

OMG....best use for a Levitate spell yet.

499 pounds of bananas for free!

 

[jaelis]

The real question is how much would those bananas cost if they were being levitated.

Hah, not a bad use for the spell, if you're actually purchasing something by weight. Cast the spell on the bananas before you bring them to the scale for checkout. (As elf sees more quickly )

 

[Maxperson]

OMG....best use for a Levitate spell yet.

499 pounds of bananas for free!

Now I know why my store was out of bananas a few weeks ago.

 

[Maxperson]

Hah, not a bad use for the spell, if you're actually purchasing something by weight. Cast the spell on the bananas before you bring them to the scale for checkout. (As elf sees more quickly )

Well, you know how much elves like bananas.

 

[Guest 6801328]

I want a monkey race (like Tortles or Tabaxi, but monkeys) just so I can play a caster and do this every time we're in town.

 

[Mistwell]

Never took intro physics, huh?

Never took intro to magic, huh?

Seriously, you're demonstrating why physics isn't the guiding principal for this topic.

 

[Mistwell]

Oh, I agree. But I also think it's fun to find all the ways that descriptions of magic raise unanswerable questions about physics.

(And, I have to admit, I'm curious if Max will ever say, "Ah, ok, I misunderstood and was wrong." Or if he's going to try to twist language, and keep Googling terms looking for an out, so that he never has to admit that.)

Oh finally a question I can answer with confidence! Max will not say he misunderstood and was wrong.

 

[Maxperson]

Oh finally a question I can answer with confidence! Max will not say he misunderstood and was wrong.

Except that I've done so several times in the past.

 

[Guest 6801328]

Never took intro to magic, huh?

Seriously, you're demonstrating why physics isn't the guiding principal for this topic.

Uhh.....

We were on a sub-topic. But I'll let you catch up.

 

[Guest 6801328]

Except that I've done so several times in the past.

"Oh, I didn't understand that you were knew you were just house-ruling" doesn't really count. ;-)