License plate frames, bumper stickers, sig files

[Del]

Hug a logger. You won't go back to trees.

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

That plate rocks.

 

[mythusmage]

"No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife between the shoulder blades will severely cramp his style."

And I thought I'd give this one a tryout here: "Wear spikes with your armor, make it easy to trip your ass."

 

[dogoftheunderworld]

Bumber Stickers

My brother and I had an old '71 Dodge Dart with a bumber sticker: "WARNING: This vehicle made explode on impact"

Another favorite of mine: "Mean people suck!"

 

[Chaldfont]

This lewd, peurile, and imbecilic trend was big where I live a couple years ago. Thank goodness that time has past. A professor of mine once told me about this website and said he thought the it was really funny. When I pointed out to him that it wasn't a joke, and that people do, in fact, drive around with large, fake testicles attached to the trailer hitches of their trucks, he seemed less enthused, over all. I think it's one of those ideas that must have seemed terrific in a drunken stupor, but was either allowed to sruvive into the ensuing sobriety of its progenitor, or else it's progenitor has not yet achieved sobriety.

Some buddies and I were going to get one of these and put them on a friend's truck when he wasn't looking and see how long it would take before he saw them. We made up all kinds of ways to hint around about it (e.g. You'd have to have HUGE BAWLS to drive that truck!) but we never did it.

I like the escalating arms war between the Jesus-Fish people and the Darwin-Fish people. I've seen:

1) Jesus Fish
2) Jesus Fish w/ legs
3) Jesus Fish w/ "IXOYE" inside
4) Jesus Fish w/ legs and "Darwin" inside
5) Jesus Fish eating Dawin Fish

 

[Cthulhu's Librarian]

I like the escalating arms war between the Jesus-Fish people and the Darwin-Fish people. I've seen:

1) Jesus Fish
2) Jesus Fish w/ legs
3) Jesus Fish w/ "IXOYE" inside
4) Jesus Fish w/ legs and "Darwin" inside
5) Jesus Fish eating Dawin Fish

Ah, what do they know. It's all about the Great Cthulhu-Fish

 

[DaveStebbins]

Ah, what do they know. It's all about the Great Cthulhu-Fish

Got that one on my car now. Picked it up at GenCon.

-Dave

 

[IronWolf]

My brother and I had an old '71 Dodge Dart with a bumber sticker: "WARNING: This vehicle made explode on impact"

Wasn't it the Ford Pinto that was known for this?

 

[Tarrasque Wrangler]

I just went on the CA DMV website to see what kind of D&D-themed personalized plates i could come up with (fulfilling the Hopelessly Nerdy Pastime requirement for my day). I was bummed to find that ROLL 3D6 was taken, but was surprised no one has NATRL20. May have to yoink that one. Or ALYRBSE.

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

I've always wanted plates that say X WING.