"Lidda Reveals All"

orbitalfreak said:
I just love how many views this thread has gotten so quickly. Are we all that desperate for hot halfling action? Are we all that deprived? Or depraved?

I think its for this reason alone that the Valar Project is going to do just fine for itself.
 

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I wonder how many downloads Nymphology: Blue Magic get per day?
With any luck - several. It does (in a very humorous way, mind you) answer the very important question:

What good is penultimate arcane might if you can't use it to get laid?






....besides, it has the Mystic Pimp PrC in it, and any class that has an ability called 'Pimpin Ain't Easy' is A-Okay in my book.

^_^
 

LOL! Great article.

I especially like it that Krusk wasn't dismissed as the typical brainless half-orc thug, and that it didn't go on and on about how perfect and kewl elves are.

The very funniest part of the article was Lidda's thoughts on Hennet, though. :D
 

Dark Jezter said:
The very funniest part of the article was Lidda's thoughts on Hennet, though. :D

"So you have a tattoo. Very nice, Hennet. Now go put a shirt on! You're scaring the straights!"

ok, so that last bit was my own...:cool:...but it fits quite well:D
 

Not that funny IMO. A bit bland. Things like "you're scaring the straight" would have been funnier; but WotC won't do politically incorrect things, I guess.

And that girl's taste in men...

"I'll start with the best, Regdar... [snip] What left ? Oh yes, the best, Krusk."
 


Angcuru said:


It's late and I feel like I got run over by a +6 Greyhound Bus of Fatigue and Insomnia, what do you expect?:rolleyes:

I think it has more bonuses than that (I think Gez meant the article).
 


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LOL!
 

That was incredibly funny, and exactly how I picture halflings (especially halfling females).

I am glad to find out, though, that I wasn't the only one expecting something else... :)
 

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