Lol

[Cthulhu's Librarian]

Thog the Caveman: "Thog kill!"
Astronaut: "Spear of Fire!" (Turns on flashlight)
Thog: "Aaaah! No burn Thog! Thog flee!"

 

[Khayman]

I give the astronaut a slight edge when fighting in vacuum.

 

[reveal]

I give the astronaut a slight edge when fighting in vacuum.

Since he's fighting a caveman, the astronaut would probably have the edge fighting with a vacuum.

 

[Tiberius]

I'd go with the astronaut. After all, they have by their very nature access to orbital bombardment.

 

[Angcuru]

I think the very base possibilities should be considered. The question is caveman vs. astronaughts, but makes no mention of weaponry. Stick them both naked in a 20x20 steel cage, and it's fair. I'd bet on the caveman, tho.

 

[Cedious]

ok lets mix it up a little with 4 differant arena's

1: barenuckle punch vs punch
2: in space
3: in a cave
4: with one weapon non firearm

 

[reveal]

ok lets mix it up a little with 4 differant arena's

1: barenuckle punch vs punch
2: in space
3: in a cave
4: with one weapon non firearm

1: Caveman
2: Astronaut
3: Caveman
4: Astronaut

 

[Pielorinho]

I'm with the caveman--and if I remember that episode correctly, the absurd argument actually plays out metaphorically through the characters' actions, in a pretty fun manner. (I just don't remember how)


Daniel

 

[Khayman]

Since he's fighting a caveman, the astronaut would probably have the edge fighting with a vacuum.

LOL --- an Electrolux crits on a 19-20, right?

 

[reveal]

LOL --- an Electrolux crits on a 19-20, right?

Yes but the brush attachment alone does 1d8 damage.