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[the Jester]

G'morning, Hive...

Going to work... bye for now...

 

[Angcuru]

Ugh. That's all. Just ugh.

 

[Tallok]

greeting hiver!
that's right, it's a limited offer, only one greeting, and it goes to the highest bidder!

 

[the Jester]

I bid four chickens and a fat dog!

 

[Tallok]

oooh! I want pet chickens and a dog to eat! that's a damn good deal. throw in some fish and a vacuum cleaner, and you've got it, no matter what else is offered. right now, you're the highest bidder. any others?

 

[Angcuru]

I bid eight barrels of toxic waste, guaranteed to give you mutant powers if you don't die of lukemia first. That AAAANNNNDDD.... a coupon for a free Krispy Kreme donut of your choice. Plus three sheats of loose-leaf paper.

 

[Tallok]

oooh, it's close.... how about I get mutant fat cows?

 

[the Jester]

All right, I'll throw in a huuuge bucket of KFC, a mutant veal calf, and five salmon. Vacuum, hm, well I can throw in a broom, with a dustpan, and add a featherduster on top of it...?

 

[Tallok]

ooh. I might take it jester... mutants are excellent.... and brooms are boring, but feather dusters are excllent.

 

[the Jester]

It's a colorful duster, too.